Goldfish brain

Adj. used to describe an extremely forgetful person

Man that girl still can't remember my name and I've met her 6 times. She's got such a goldfish brain.

Goldfish brain by Azraelo September 21, 2016

goldfish

the snack that smiles back

these things are really addicting

goldfish by ilovegoldfish July 3, 2005

Goldfish

The purest little animals that swim around in large cuboids filled with water. When it comes to goldfish, opinions are rather polarising - there are really only two types of people: those who have an undying love and experience monomania towards those creatures, and those who openly dislike them as think that they're boring little lumps that open and close their mouths.

Far too often, they are portrayed in unfunny Youtube videos as memeable and clumsy things who only exist for the human race to laugh at.

its time to stop.

Far too often, goldfish are treated as though they're nothing more than entities that exist for us to laugh at.

Goldfish by tapulele May 6, 2020

goldfish slap 

A goldfish slap is the act of pulling out a flaccid penis and slapping it on the back of an unsuspecting persons neck, then yelling "Goldfish".

While Natasha was eating her sandwich at the picnic ,Tyrone crept up behind her and Goldfish slapped her.

Dude I totally goldfish slapped Rebecca in Math class

goldfish slap by Mac Brown Town November 3, 2017

Goldfish guy 

(Hong Kong slang) a child molester, a pedophile. The pedophile would try to coax and abduct a child by promising him with the purchase of some goldfish. Hence, the term , ‘goldfish guy’.

It was inspired by a real case in the 70's

If you pat a random child on the head , you might be suspicious of being a goldfish guy

Goldfish guy by Tanghot July 28, 2017

I have a goldfish 

What you say when a girl says "I have a boyfriend."

girl - "I have a boyfriend."

guy - "I have a goldfish."

girl - "what?"

Guy - "Oh I thought we were talking about stuff that didn't matter."

I have a goldfish by sherm stick 90 March 16, 2010

Duad Goldfish 

the biggest most toxic player in league of legends. if you meet a duad goldfish be extremely careful not to trigger him, as he will flame the living shit out of you

Duad Goldfish: "WHY DIDNT YOU TANK FOR ME YOU FUCKING SHIT OMG"
Me: "LUL"

Duad Goldfish by hehe xd123 May 24, 2017