Golden State Warriors 

The team that broke the NBA because LeBron broke the NBA. This team is has Kevin Durant, Stephen Curry, Klay Thompson, Draymond Green, and now Demarcus Cousins, yet choked a 3-1 led against the Cleveland Cavaliers in the 2016 NBA Finals.

The Nba should just give the Golden State Warriors the Nba Finals Trophy because we know there going win the Finals for the 3 years.

Golden State Warriors by Daddy Big Branch July 2, 2018

Golden State Warriors 

former Philly team who had Wilt and won 3 NBA championships; had some decent teams and won their 4th NBA championship while in Oakland, but haven't been the same since the move in '70; no playoff berths since '94

The Warriors looked good in '03. But they'll suck in '04 since they didn't resign their good players.

Golden State Warriors by 0000 October 20, 2003

golden state warriors 

the seattle seahawks of the NBA: every year they spend a lot of money on good players, but still suck

The Warriors blow

golden state warriors by Craiggers March 29, 2004

Golden State Warriors 

The Golden State Warriors (GSW) are an NBA team that used to play in Oakland but now plays in San Francisco at Chase Center. They made the finals in five straight years: 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Of those finals appearances, they won in 2015, 2017 and 2018. Part of the reason they were good for so long was the leadership of Stephen Curry, Klay Thompson, Draymond Green and Kevin Durant the snake. As a result of this success, many twelve-year-olds have bandwagoned to the Warriors fan base and have begun worshiping Curry like he's the second coming of Christ. Many fans from around the NBA will tell you that the Warriors are their least favourite team.

Golden State Warriors fan: Our team may suck now, but we won three championships within a span of four years so we're obviously California's team!

Clippers, Kings, and Lakers fans: Okay bud.

Golden State Warriors by Ziggmanster June 23, 2020

Golden State Warriors 

A franchise team back in 1940, won 6 titles, and has a back-to-back title back in the '17-'18 and '18-'19 season.
But sadly defeated in the hands of Kawhi "Fun Guy" Leonard and the North (Raptors) in the '19-'20 Finals. They slowly grow in offseason.

"Be coming at Chase Center to watch the Golden State Warriors gon' fire!"

Golden State Warriors by HachiXD October 20, 2020

Golden State Warriors 

A name that sounds formidable, tough, and even a little intimidating until you remember that they are from the city of flower children, hippies, and free love, they only relocated from a tough, gritty East Coast town where they actually had to fight to survive.

Steph Curry is more of a sensitive guy than most people would think, he really just wants his team, the Golden State Warriors, to get hugs and free love from the San Francisco crowd whenever they win a championship, yet opposing teams are so scared of playing Golden State in Golden State (though it's not actually home for Steph Curry, an Ohio boy next door, Draymond Green, a Michigan boy next door, or Klay Thompson, an Oregon native). Hopefully opposing teams remember to wear flowers in their hair when they visit San Francisco.

Golden State Warriors by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023

Golden State Warriors 

A misunderstood team that more than anything, just wants people to love and understand them.

Go easy on Steph Curry and the Golden State Warriors, he might commit hari kari if his team gets beat in the playoffs.

Golden State Warriors by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023