Goonks

The sound made from a large container of liquid (like a.gallon of milk or OJ) when it is first opened and poured out... the noise that is made is like "goonk goonk goonk goonk goonk"

Kids game. Taking turns at mealtime to get the "goonks" from freshly opened beverages ... and there was hell to pay if someone stole the goonks from then jug before their turn to receive them!! I'm telling Mom!!

by Sunshine247365 July 7, 2015

Goonky

A word used in extreme frustration. Or a term to describe someone getting fucked up

Jared just got goonky yesterday!
He's looking pretty goonky.

by Jared<3FIFA October 12, 2018

Gönke

En exclamation used to express discomfort and shock

*two teachers making out in the hallway
Aden: Gönke!! *runs away

by Donkey AIDS December 28, 2020

The Gonk

A beautiful song composed by Herbert Chappel that is originally from the movie "Dawn of the Dead" and is also now used in the "New Castle Ale" commercials.

duh dum dah dum da duh da dum da dum da dadadadadadum de dum the gonk

by adambenner September 30, 2013

Goonk

A less than bright person.

He crashed straight in to the back of my car! What a Goonk!

by Corey NZ April 6, 2010

flanking the gonk

"flanking the gonk" is a sexual act where a woman is held upsidedown preforms oral sex on one man while another man stands on something and has anal sex with her while pouring hot wax on her feet.

man that chick was such a whore we were "flanking the gonk" all night long.

by Sunday Knight June 15, 2010

Gon Gonk

A phrase used to make people aware of you entering a room. Especially if they havent already seen you.

Mark: Yeh whens Jason gettin her with the Carslberg im gaspin like...

Pecker: I know yeh, any chance like!

(Door Opens)

Wearmouth: Gon Gonk!! gon gon gon gon gonk!!

by Jason Wearmouth June 28, 2009