Gothopotamus

A big fat hairy Goth freak, male or female. Usually found around other miserable semi suicidal losers. Mostly enjoying Marilyn Manson, Black painted fingernails and racoon eyes. A typical diet for theese creatures usually consists of Pez, cheap cigarettes, and coffee at a local Howard Johnson or IHOP. If found be extremely cautious!! CALL ANIMAL CONTROLL...

Dude I was at the zoo the other day and I think I saw a herd of GOTHOPOTAMUS in the food court, I could tell from the distinct markings of vomit and black makeup and a a hue of folgers crystals.

by Gothopotamus Hunter February 23, 2009

gogmop

When someone uses the hair from the top of head to clean up cum.

EEEW... whats that in his hair... is that semen...EEEW, oh my god, did he gogmop.

by kingrichbich May 8, 2009

goghorn

A word used on the North coast of Scotland to define someone acting in a silly way. Similar words include: idiot, numpty, cretin, moron etc.

That was stupid, what an utter goghorn.

by Flying Bill October 14, 2022

Gothopotomous

A young person, almost always one who acts in a Gothic fashion, who is overweight to the point of obesity.

"Dude, did you see the Gothopotomous while you were outside?"

"Yeah, he's wearing a trench coat and has blue hair today."

by Misty's Own, JJ December 16, 2008

Gothopotomus

Oversized humans wearing Goth attire and too much make up.

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by mouselemur December 29, 2009

gogmop

when you eat pizza and then get an erection

gaa im having a gogmop!!!!!!!!!!

by itzmealexformridgeview November 29, 2007

Gothopotimus

An large, or obese person, usually depressed and/or friendless. Favorite colors include: black, dark black, and super black. can be spotted anywhere faygo is being sold.

Did you see how fat and depressed that Gothopotimus was?

by Jesse Spiker December 18, 2008