goff 

How moronic chavs say "goth" as they are unable to pronounce the "th"

Hey you goff! I'm gonna knock you spark out!

goff by Jon April 3, 2005

goff 

The term used by chavs, and neds to describe basically anyone who isn't a clone of them, anyone who dresses different to them, anyone who listens to different music than them. By calling people a "goff" and trying to offend them, the only thing that they prove is how stupid they are, by clearly not knowing what an actual Goth is.

"HawHawHawww ya pyooor bas.. that lassie is like pure wearin goff shoes"

:/

They use the term "goff shoes" for converse,vans,DCs, basically anything which isn't one of their favouritised makes, e.g. Adidas,nike,lacoste.
Atleast "Goffs" have better shoe taste.

goff by [Dani] March 2, 2008

goff 

1. Wrong pronounciation of "goth"
2. Word used to describe Miles Wu by spoilt Winchester College public school boys

1. Goff is is a shpakin pronounciation
2. Miles Wu is a Pu

goff by Kurt von Krab March 13, 2004

Goff 

A Derogetory term for someone who doesn't not wear a tracksuit.

''Ey Stevo, look at that Goff Dick'ed Over there''

''ooh im wearin jeans n t-shirt.. im like proper goff today me''

Goff by Monkehhhh May 12, 2006

goff 

Someone wearing black clothes and/or eyeliner.

Chav: Hey, look at that girl! She's wearing a black shirt! GOFF!!!

goff by Lace April 25, 2004

Goff 

A word used to describe people who think they are gothic. Often just silly little children trying to rebel against something. These losers may also convince themselves they are vampires and need blood.

"OMG, Im so gothic, i wear nu-rocks and hate my parents and want to die while listening to The Rasmus, no-one understands me, boohoo"

"I need blood NOW and if you dont believe me its just cos you don't understand. Nobody understands"

Goff by evilbint April 12, 2005

goff 

To me this has two meanings.

1) Goff - someone who presumes they are a "goth" just because they listen to Marilyn Manson and/or "mainstream" goth crap. --- Normally laughed at by (see definition 2)...

2) Goff - (aka g0ff) - Someone who realises the general stupidity and hilariousness of the modern day goth scene and yet still listens to "proper" goth music (e.g. The Sisters Of Mercy, Bauhaus, etc.) but at the same time tries their hardest not to be associated with "goth" because they see how funny/stupid all the goths look.

Definition 1:

"I listen to Marilyn Manson / My Chemical Romance / Bullet For My Valentine (etc). I'm a goth!"

---

Definition 2:

Person 1: "Lets go to Camden to laugh at all the goffs.
Person 2: "OK. but before that, lets listen to this new Sisters bootleg I got."
Person 1: "OK, but keep in mind, the Sisters aren't goth, and neither are we."

goff by Robert-www.themumblesofficial.vze.com April 30, 2006