Goetz

(v.) the act of completely and utterly owning in a manner that leaves no dispute as to the victor.

I'm going to goetz my final.

Dave 2 goetzed Dave 1 on his first semester grades.

by B. Goetz September 3, 2010

Maya Goetzenberger

Maya Goetzenberger is one of the prettiest people around. She is welcoming, and all around fun to be around. She's smart, kind hearted, cheery, and one of the best friends anyone could ever ask for. If you have a friend that's named Maya Goetzenberger NEVER and I mean EVER let go of them. She's one in a million. If you even know one, but aren't friends with her... you're pretty freaking lucky. Maya's got your back through thick and thin. Sometimes she will get you in trouble... but together you'll be able to get out of it. Maya is a hidden gem and will do anything for you. Always keep Maya Maya Goetzenberger in you heart.

Random person: "Wow it's like she's glowing. Who the heck is she?"
Other random person: "Oh. She's Maya Goetzenberger. I wish I could be like her."
Best friend: "She's one in a million, and she's my best friend. I'm so lucky."

by turtlesareus May 23, 2022

goetz

a girl or boy belonging to the GOETZ family, usually good natured and good looking. Either rich, or filthy rich..
athletic, rarely lazy. oblivious to name brands.

man..i saw a Goetz buying a Prada Purse yesterday! He/she was lookin SO good!

by Arielle :) December 14, 2003

GOETTA

Only the best meat mash product of the world. Consisting of beef, oats, pork and all sorts of other tasty ingredients thrown together in one giant machine wich spits out 6" tubes of GOETTA Goodness.
Great for Breakfast, Lunch or Dinner.

Cincinnati boy: Do you serve GOETTA?
Chicago Server: WTF is GOETTA!!??

by Cincy Kid May 26, 2005

Goethals Bridge

the space connecting your asshole and your nutsack, much like the way the goethals bridge connects New Jersey and Staten Island. syn: taint, nifkin, grundel

Never shave your Goethals Bridge, it'll only come back hairier and darker than before.

by Mekrub September 26, 2005

Goettsche

An derogatory term referring to a person who exhibits both dwarfism and homosexuality. Generally refers to a very strong person.

1. That goettsche would not leave me alone at the gay bar.

2. I had to help that goettsche get his lube off the top shelf.

3. Yesterday I saw some goettsche bench-pressing a guy 3 times his height!

by Jondrew Ahnson May 15, 2009

Goetz

Verb; pronounced "gets" the act of accidentally peeing out of excitement, nervousness or sexual arousal.

The girl goetzed when she was being fingered
"Dude, I'm afraid I'll goetz during this science test.

by Mattm14 May 26, 2012