cock gobblin

1. A netherworld creature who, by his very nature eats penises.

2. A general insult implying promiscuity.

1. Where'd my dick go? A fucking cock gobblin must have gotten it in the night!

2. I'm gonna hook up with that bitch, she looks like a cock gobblin!

by John J. October 27, 2004

Dick gobblin

A girl that sucks a lot of dick.

My friend Brittney on the bus is a dick gobblin.

by Moose Lee June 12, 2006

knob gobblin' cock monger

whore; slut; skank.

Dave's wife is a knob gobblin' cock monger.

by cjsnickers April 23, 2009

wobblin gobblin

The unofficial nickname for the F-117 nighthawk stealth attacker.It was named this because of it's aerodynamic instablility. It also went by the hopeless diamond, and cockroach.

Pilot#1: so what was you're transfer to? Pilot#2: An F-117. Pilot#1: Ha looks like you're flying the wobblin gobblin!

by mobius1 December 29, 2007

cock gobblin

derived from old mystical woodsmen tellings, that explained unexplainable penis disappearances, of a creature conceived when a chicken mates with a gobblin that has an unhealthy appetite for penises. And this creature would sneak into their dwellings after dusk and harvest their penises for a very bland consumption. But in all reality it was just the woodsmen sleepwalking and chopping off each others penises.

Son: "Dad!!! My penis has mysteriously disappeared!!!! What could have caused this to happen?"
Woodsmen: "Son. It must have been a cock gobblin."

by Woodsmen May 25, 2009

Rusty Gobblin

When you grow your toe nails out the the extent that they turn a golden rust nasty as fuck looking color. Then you sneak up behind your girlfriend , friend , mom or dad and kick them in the ass.

Last night I gave Gina a Rusty Gobblin , now she cant sit down because i tore her asshole open.

by Daryl Martin (Axe) January 27, 2008

Knob gobblin

An ugly woman who gobles on knobs

Eze stop being a knob gobblin

by Fuzz0008 March 4, 2010