Gobblecaust

Alternate name for Thanksgiving, owing to the sheer amount of destruction to the turkey population just in one day.

"Hey, Chet. You gotta figure there are about 115 million households in the U.S., right? And let's say the majority of those have a turkey on the table. Think about how many turkeys are butchered just for ONE DAY, dude!"

"I know, Hank. Total gobblecaust."

"Happy Gobblecaust! Chew on your turkey, kidfert!"

by Abdallah Price November 28, 2012

gobblecock

giving head to your boyfriend after thanksgiving dinner and making a sound like a turkey when coming up for air.

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by xfixi8 January 26, 2010

gobblesmack

The overwhelming feeling you get when you realised you messed up.

"OH GOBBLESMACK I FORGOT MY WALLET"

by el.mingo June 8, 2020

gobblejam

A gobblejam is when you stick the head of a live turkey up your ass while you're fucking it.

Let's go have us a gobblejam!

by Wilde March 26, 2005

Gobblecock

(Noun) virtually sucking the cock of a person (like a celebrity) despite being treated badly or lied to just to be part of an "in crowd".

His rallies were filled with gobblecocks showering him with blind allegiance and praise.

by Terisaw March 11, 2017

gobblegum

When you get a blowjob from a person with no teeth

Man 1: Dude, your nan looks hot for someone her age, you think I could get her to gobblegum me?
Man 2: DUDE!!! That's fucking gross!
Man 1: ...So is that a yes or a no then?

by ChaosFan420 January 15, 2016

gobblepuff

a term of endearment

"I love you gobblepuff"

by nuggetville January 3, 2010