Nobblecock

Nobblecock: when one grabs the stem of the penis so hard that the bellend swells up and turns red like a balloon.

When i was in the shower i strangled my penis and the bellend went red, it looked like a nobblecock.

I love choking my girlfriend with my nobblecock.

I bet that kid has a dirty nobblecock.

by Nobblecock January 13, 2010

gobbledycock

A cocksucking session characterized by jumbled, hard to understand mess. Usually happens under influence.

Ana & his 3 roommates had a session of gobbledycock. She was dazes & blew them all real good, but she doesn't know why!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook March 22, 2021

hobblecock

1. a penis with one testicle greatly smaller than the other

2. the sexual act of driving down a bumpy road with the man strapped tightly to the seat while the woman rides atop the mans cock; requiring much less effort than conventional sex due to the unpaved/ bumpy road

Jim and Susy were feeling lazy so they just wanted to hobblecock

by Nate Schultzie March 5, 2011

Gobbledock

When a person eats the fresh cum of 2 men docking

Watch this chick gobbledock, these guys!

by Gobbledock September 27, 2021

Gobble cock

Ipswich woman goes by trees are green. Does this for fun

Gobble cock is out having fun.

by Natbatnat99n July 4, 2023

gogglecock

The essence of ones balls mingling with anothers goggler systemish protectionary devicesisms.

I've been gogglecocked!

by RushN September 13, 2006

Gobbleknocker

When you want to give someone the sloppy toppy but he's a fat gay guy

I had a real gobbleknocker moment yesterday.

by Seneper420.69 April 18, 2022