goatmex

A person who thinks they’re really good at something but they’re just average

Goatmex is bigging himself up again.

He’s pretty rubbish at that game. Typical goatmex behaviour.

by Flaymex March 15, 2019

goatmeal

Alternative for oatmeal, which is comprised primarily of oats. Coincidentally the food of goats.

Silly Female Vegan: "I feel like such a bunny, all I've had to eat is carrots today."
Observant Guy: "You also had goatmeal this morning."

by willbchou November 16, 2011

Goatmeal

A big meal consisting primarily of goat; a lot of goat cooked at one time.

guy 1: I had an awesome goatmeal last night!
guy 2: nice.
guy 1: It made me take the biggest shit ever.

by Sekkou January 31, 2009

Goatman

A half-man, half-goat creature that is believed by some to be the result of a USDA experiment that went horribly wrong. The Goatman roams PG county, MD, terrorizing its citizens, and is purported to eat small pets. There remains some discrepancy over which half of him is goat and which is man.

I saw the Goatman last night! He ate my dog!

by anonymous77 June 12, 2006

goatsmeller

a term to be used in a negative manner towards someone, especially when said person is being nosey, or "all up in your business"

"monique was talkin smack about me today. we all know that goatsmeller can't keep my name outta her mouth"

by Nanny Goat Teats April 22, 2008

goatman

The best internet celebrity out there. He posesses the most amazing talent of opening his asshole about 4 or 5 inches wide. Through years of practice he can fit up to three(3) dildos in his anus at one time. He used to be found at www.goatse.cx now he resides at google images since he got shut down.

Ben: Hey Ted you know what I want to be when I grow up?
Ted: GOATMAN!!!??
Ben: Of course.

by Ben April 22, 2005

goathumper

A word used to describe those of Arab decent.

Saddam is a fucking goat humper. Asshole.

by Bitchin Kitchen June 14, 2003