(noun) A term for an employee, servant, or slave whose primary responsibility is to fetch items and bring them back to his or her boss, master, or owner. Formed by contraction of the words "go for". As in: "Go for coffee, go for doughnuts, go for whatever we need you damn 'gofer'."
"I sent my gofer for coffee over twenty minutes ago. If he doesn't get back soon, I'm dropping his health care benefits!"
by Dusty Bottoms May 28, 2003
Get the gofer mug.Sweaty/ Stingy sensation that occurs after a round of golf. Feels like someones pulled a flip knife out on your ring piece
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Random dude on the street: "The way GOager leaps off of rooftops and flips backwards to face the camera before falling into a headfirst dive is just full of the exaggerated swagger of a black teen."
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by GOager November 27, 2020
Get the GOager mug.gafers is another name for the police. It is usally used by south english people or by gangs to singnal the police are on their way or already there.
by FrankieeElle July 18, 2009
Get the gafers mug.A nonsensical piece of slang made popular in a MadTV skit. The joke is that it's supposed to sound like "light in the loafers," but it has no actual meaning.
BC: Hey, check out the shirt Roger's wearing today.
PL: Yeah. Nice shirt.
BC: You know what I heard about Roger?
PL: What?
BC: The guy's a midnight golfer.
PL: What?
BC: He's a midnight golfer -- Roger.
PL: He's a midnight golfer, he likes to golf at night?
BC: Yeah, he's a midnight golfer.
PL: I don't know what you mean.
PL: Yeah. Nice shirt.
BC: You know what I heard about Roger?
PL: What?
BC: The guy's a midnight golfer.
PL: What?
BC: He's a midnight golfer -- Roger.
PL: He's a midnight golfer, he likes to golf at night?
BC: Yeah, he's a midnight golfer.
PL: I don't know what you mean.
by ErikN October 7, 2005
Get the midnight golfer mug.When a man dresses up like Payne Stuart and heads out to pick up chicks. Said golfer/man picks up a slut and brings her to the nearest golf course. He convinces her to have sex in a sand trap. During intercourse, the golfer extracts his penis, dunks it in the sand, and re-inserts...Thus giving her the 'The Dirty Golfer'!
Girl 1) Hey Girl, you've been waddling around like a penguin all morning...what happened sweet heart?
Girl 2) It's kind of embarrassing, but I got 'Dirty Golfered' last night...It is Payne-ful!
Girl 2) It's kind of embarrassing, but I got 'Dirty Golfered' last night...It is Payne-ful!
by The 425 Dirty Donkeys June 9, 2011
Get the Dirty Golfer mug.boy with huge sideburns who sort of looks like a gofer, has an unusual jew fro and likes a lot of sex.
by Elleteehair June 17, 2009
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