granny go-kart

One of those small electric cars that are available for decrepit people to drive around grocery stores.

Gertrude pimped out her granny go-kart

by Leigh Prince November 9, 2005

welfare go-kart

A electric motor scooter usually bought using welfare money by over weight people who should be walking to get rid of the extra pounds instead of riding on one

Did you see that fat ass on the welfare go-kart pulled right out in front of me

by MooseMedic89 October 16, 2010

lark on my go kart

A sick song by asher roth

you can take a palsky
ima take lark on my go kart

by thefiresoflove12 June 13, 2009

God on a Go-Kart

Expression used to show surprise or disgust, possibly even disbelief. Originally hailing from the more frequented term 'Christ on a bicycle.' Now however has been scientifically proven that god mastered the art of wheel turning from a go-kart his bad fiddling uncle Tommy gave him.

Have you heard, Moreen is becoming a man? What you mean Moreen from accounting, God on a go-kart!

by Captain Stabber. December 15, 2009

lark on my go kart

1.Put your pet bird on my balls.
2.To queef on someones balls.

"Go lark on my go kart D-mann"

by Asher Rothh. April 10, 2009

Vietnamese Go-Kart

The process of hooking up with two Vietnamese girls in the back of a shitty Honda Civic, performing ass to mouth with one and letting the other fuck you with a strap on.

Ben: Yo bro, how did your night go with those to Vietnamese chicks?
Chris: We had a fun night, we just did a little Vietnamese Go-Kart, then headed back home for dinner.

by JGGJR February 21, 2017

Alaskan go-kart

Having strong enough explosive diarrhea on a hill causing you to move forward

Bob over there had 4 taco bell burritos and sat on a hill causing him to do an Alaskan go-kart

by Sinthie March 3, 2024