Gooze

The action of inserting your genitalia into a log. Can either be a hole in a log or a log so rotted out, you’re able to penetrate it at any point. Centipedes are often present.

“That’s a perfect goozin log.”
“I support a woman’s right to gooze”

by Goozeitorloseit October 24, 2019

gooze'n

When you get a one-eyed bitch; simply remove her fake eye and insert your erect penis into the eye socket. thrust in and out until ejaculation occurs, place fake eye back into eye socket. immediately following, strike the dome, causing fake eye to fall out with a cascade of cum.

Hey, you ever seen that video of that chick remove her fake eye?
Yeah, we should be straight gooze'n that bitch!

by seansroom June 6, 2010

goozer

A goozer is 1) a goozoo (persian for farter) and 2) a loser.

yalda: oh my god! that "king authaaa" dude still hasnt called me!
monica: what a GOOZER!

by Yalda December 12, 2006

gloozey

A lit insta page

Yo did you see gloozey’s new post? Nah bro imma go check it out.

by ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ December 17, 2020

Goozey

A term used to compare a person to a dirty vagina or just a synonym for the word vagina.

Jane's goozey is so disgusting i thought i saw a fish swim out of her pants.

by Ali H. August 12, 2006

gooze and snooze

When you a guy masturbates, then "cums", and then that tired feeling you get after you do it and then of course followed by sleeping.

I cant get to bed so i'm going to pull a gooze and snooze.

by Ewan February 1, 2004

Gooze

The Persian word for fart
also used when saying you suck/idiot/F*ck usually used in a playful term

you damn gooze! haha I love you

by TANYA69 October 9, 2008