Sock Gnomes

Sock gnomes are an ancient folk who hail from Germany. They sneak into people’s houses and steal their socks. Only the left ones though. The purpose of this is to wear them as hats. Its very necessary to their survival. Other common names for them are as follows; hat people, helmet folk, hut luete, and sockenzwerg. They refer to themselves as hat people because socks don’t exist to them. The big people are the crazy stupid giants. When the big peole come, the sock gnomes riot. Their weapon of choice is the pitchfork which they ise to stab people right in between the leg bone and the knee cap. This will bring their enemies to their knees, but not for long because of the excruciating pain. Then they fall on their faces and the sock gnomes tie them down with little pieces of string. The sock gnomes are also brilliant engineers. They actually invented the leg warmer, the back massager, cheez itz, tom holland, and the tenor saxaphone. In sock gnome legend, there is a messaih who will come wearing 100% wool socks on their head that are also waterproof. This person is destined to be ruler of all sock gnomes. Sock gnomes to this day hold a bitter grudge against the big people because of the rednpointy hatted stereotype they have created.

Sock gnomes commonly enjoy chartreuse colored hats.

by Bobthelobster March 6, 2022

forum gnomes

The little people who run around forums spamming off topic day in and day out.

Oh god, Anitanium is a forum gnome.

by Derrick January 12, 2004

Gnomestar

Gnomestar AKA Keemstar - Is Your Average Racist Garden Gnome That Likes To Talk About The "News" On YouTube And Talk Trash On Other People Just Because They Roasted Him.

Whaaat Is Up Drama Alert Nation? I'm Your Host Killer Keemstarrr (Gnomestar) Lets Get Roight Into The Newwws!
Keemstar Is A Racist That Put Hate On A Guy Named Alex.

by Rainesty January 27, 2017

Lettuce Gnomes

Lettuce Gnomes is slang for "Letting us know." It is usually used when someone says some information that is stupid or that no one cares about.

Eyonix: The expansion is delayed until January 27
Someguy: THANX FOR LETTUCE GNOMES

by Maurina October 31, 2006

Gnomosexual

adj. Sexually attracted to short people.

"Allie hooked up with another short bloke last night, I'm starting to think she might be gnomosexual."

by fgcp October 9, 2009

cable gnomes

The creatures that come out at night and hopelessly tangle cables up thet were in order the previous day.

Goddamn it! I just set up the my computer yesterday, and look. It looks like the cable gnomes got to them last night.

by mrobert January 13, 2007

underpants gnomes

1. Small creatures from South Park that have to go to work. They work all night and they search for underpants! They won't stop until they have underpants.

Why do they do that you may ask..For profit of course. They have just not quite figured out phase 2.
2. They can mostly be observed in Tweak's room all hours of the night.

phase 1-get underpants
phase 2- ??????????
phase 3- $$$PROFIT$$$

by Tweak's coffee July 23, 2005