cheese grating

to absolutely destroy an opponent

I played Halo the other day and was cheese grating a bunch of aliens!

by faggotchomper November 15, 2014

Mountain Goating

The act of two straight males that are naked with raging hard ons running at eachother and banging their dick heads together. If any body part touches other than the the two dick heads it's considered homosexual.

Stevey and Frank went mountain goating to win over the Russian whores heart.

by Fletcher cocks January 18, 2017

grating the cheese

In video game hockey, rapidly poke checking the goalie while he has the puck covered but can still move it.

Any goals gained from this practice are very cheesy.

Why do you keep grating the cheese? I'm not going to pass it with my goalie.

I've got two goals off grating the cheese alone.

by Hexis August 21, 2008

Grating the monkey

When one engages the act of Masturbation

Richard walked in on James Grating the monkey

by Misfiit April 6, 2011

Gnawing at the rope

When you are tied up with some obligation that you don't want to be at and trying to leave. Often said when there is something else going on that you'd rather be doing at that time and want to get to as soon as possible.

Friend: "Hey, are you gonna meet up with us?"
You: "Yeah, I'm at this family dinner right now but gnawing at the rope. Be there as soon as I can."

by Dsho86 January 27, 2013

Garden Gating

British slang for fellatio.

Me mum caught me and Robbi garden gating.

by Caity Rose January 12, 2008

just goating

A kid is a baby goat so this is the adult version of just kidding.

Danielle: Kevin is such an asshole.
(in walks Kevin)
Kevin: What?
Danielle: Just goating!

by DanielleRocks! June 15, 2011