A jaw dropping beyond badunkadunk gargantuan ass so large that it must be carefully navigated around. Similar to the wide load vehicles that take up two lanes. Always takes up 2 seats and usually the whole isle
1)Jimmy:How's your girl doin man is she losin weight?
Aaron:Hell naw dog her GLUTTONEOUS MAXIMUS has become so large that it's become an entity unto itself and now she has to get lyposuction to try and free willy so she can function at her job
Jimmy:DAMN! Like DAT?
Aaron:Yea its rough
2 )I was so tired and wanted to sit down in the only seat left on the bus but his gluttoneous maximus took up both seats
Aaron:Hell naw dog her GLUTTONEOUS MAXIMUS has become so large that it's become an entity unto itself and now she has to get lyposuction to try and free willy so she can function at her job
Jimmy:DAMN! Like DAT?
Aaron:Yea its rough
2 )I was so tired and wanted to sit down in the only seat left on the bus but his gluttoneous maximus took up both seats
by mcdizz November 27, 2009
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(Noun) An individual who conveys a large amount of prejudice to overweight/obese people. Similar to a racist or a sexist, except more tolerable because, other than those with glandular problems, the people targeted by the gluttonist have chosen to be, well, gluttonous.
(at dinner table)
Person A - Can you pass the stuffing?
Person B - SHUT UP FATTY
Person C - Grandma don't be such a gluttonist!
Person A - Can you pass the stuffing?
Person B - SHUT UP FATTY
Person C - Grandma don't be such a gluttonist!
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"Bro, don’t touch that slime! It’s totally glutionositackafixative—I’m still peeling my fingers apart from last time."
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