Gluten-Free Blumpkins 

The act of receiving a blumpkin while eating gluten-free yogurt.

My girl made me go on a diet so I can only receive gluten-free blumpkins.

Since I’ve started my diet, I’ve lost 10 pounds off of gluten-free blumpkins.

Gluten-Free Blumpkins by No names, just doing the deed October 14, 2019

gluten free celebrity

A celebrity, for whatever reason or reasons, who adheres to a gluten free diet and lifestyle. The celebrity might have celiac, think that the lifestyle wards off autism or cancer, be wheat intolerant, have a sympathic diet to one close to them who is gluten free, or simply embrace the weight loss effects of short term gluten freedom.

Plural: gluten free celebrities

Some examples of gluten free celebrities are:

*Zooey Deschanel, movie actress and a gluten free celebrity, gfc

*Jane Swift, first female governor of massachusetts, is a gluten free celebrity, gfc

gluten free celebrity by realestatesteve August 7, 2009

Gluten Free 

Description of something usually, but not always, politically correct while being affected at the same time.

Q: Did you see her new Toyota Prius?

A: Yeah I saw it. That's SO gluten free!

Jim: "He quit his job to go work for Green Peace."
Bob: "Are you serious dude? That's just f@#king gluten free is what that is."

Gluten Free by holdontheresparky October 3, 2013

Gluten free cunt 

All those idiots that haven't been tested but think a good allergy is a fashion accessory

I spoke to the gluten free cunt at the counter

Wanna knock the rest of her good teeth out

Gluten free cunt by sunny as fuck February 10, 2017

gluten free lap dance 

So your dick will stay intact when you are receiving a strippers lap dance

Gluten makes your dick fly off so with these gluten free lap dances you'll stay intact with your women pleaser

gluten free lap dance by Hooter180 February 8, 2017

Gluten-free 

The willingness to have sex in any orifice other than the anus. Usually used in the first or second encounter with a new partner.

Secondary Definition: Extreme sensitivity or complete reluctance towards anal sex.

Dude, I hooked up last and we did just about everything imaginable and when I tried to go greek she told me she was Gluten-free!

Gluten-free by Ez-A January 10, 2012

gluten free taco 

Gluten free taco or GFT is used to describe the vagina of anyone who is, or looks like, they are on a gluten free diet.

"Normally I don't go for one night stands, but the appeal of her gluten free taco was to great."

"I bet she has a gluten free taco"

"She got kicked right in the GFT."

gluten free taco by Rawkyjohn August 26, 2016