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The glutes of regret

The process of waking up and seeing the ass before you and knowing its only there because of the riddiculous amount that you had drank the night before

this can cover an accidental gay expierence , a larger than life woman , or any other situation you wake into and instantly regret the ammount you drank the night before
After showering thoroughly Tom recieved a phone call

" You coming to the pub?"

A whimpered reply came back

"No...im not leaving home today i have suffered the glutes of regret !!"
by Rooboy222 November 1, 2009
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loot glutes

Tina Blerch's thighs in the time of looting during a hurricane from the popular show, "Bob's Burgers."
"I think I'm getting loot glutes." Tina Blerch
by JoAy September 28, 2013
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Glutes masimusomos

Glutes maximuso is the scientific name for butt or ass or whatever you call it.
Now we’re are homosapiens right, so adding -omo to glutes maximus,,, and ladies, gents and nones we have glutes masimusomos
PEOPLE WHO ARE OBSESSED WITH BUTTS
...Don’t question my logic.
Are a glutes masimusomos?!
Literally everybody is.
by Useless buttlover April 2, 2020
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Glutes

How has he Glutes managed that his punching well above
by Anonymous20202020 December 5, 2021
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gluteyhole

Another word for bootyhole. Refers to the glutes. The plump, fleshy soft region of the derriere.
"Don't hate because my gluteyhole is clean and tight!"
by HolyHomo April 16, 2023
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Glutes

Glutes is the new Gen Alpha Brainrot term referring to hair.
I like your glutes”
This means someone is trying to tell you they like your hair.
by RealChoppedHuzz17 March 3, 2026
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Glutes

Glutes is the new Gen Alpha term referring to hair.
I like your Glutes” or “Nice Glutes” means that someone likes your hair.
by RealChoppedHuzz17 March 3, 2026
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