Glurrge

1 A spitting like motion to offend someone.
2 To spit in ones eyes, to disarm them.

I just Glurrged on you, what are you going to do about it.

by Hangreygirl September 29, 2018

glurge

A person who enjoys smelling farts particularly thier own.

When I fart in bed, I like to pull the blanket over my head thus I am a glurge.

You fucking glurge, stop sniffing my ass.

OOHH that sure smells good, I am such a fucking glurge.

by Lusty L September 17, 2010

Glurge

An excessively large intake of liquid, either finishing the vast majority of the drink, or finishing the drink completely.

Hey man can I get a quick glurge of that?

by UncleBensQuickRice September 8, 2016

Glardged

Mysteriously disappeared; usually to emphasize how unusual the disappearance of said object was.

I left the inner tube in my house, but once I came back it had glardged!

by iaamtoadman March 10, 2022

Glurger

A burger that's been mysteriously filled with glitter or some glitter substitute

Hey bro I'm feeling famished, let's say you and me get some glurgers.

by Watermellllon August 31, 2022

glurger

A burger filled with an excessive amount of glitter

Mmmm, I just love it when I can crunch on a juicy glurger, it makes my tongue sparkle with its succulence

by Watermellllon August 31, 2022

glurger

Noun

A Hamburger which has been filled with an above average quantity of glitter. Often served in the Chuck E. Cheese in Indianapolis. Most nutritionists generally advise against consuming more than six of these a day.

Person A: Dude wanna go to the Chuck E. Cheese in Indianapolis to get some glitter filled glurgers?
Person 1: Saying glitter filled glurger is like saying ATM machine you cretin.

by gibby2 September 26, 2022