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to glump (v.) the act of rolling a person on roller skates back and forth to anally penetrate them. 2007, from "glide and bump"
forms:
to glump
glumped
glumping
glumper
"dude you shoulda seen the chick i glumped down at the roller-disco"
glump by bmanc900 August 5, 2007
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An absolutely horrible person to be around
Why's he always such an asshole? He's such a glump
Glump by Thumbawumba May 21, 2020
Its the act of jumping ontop of another and humping on them. xD The combination of the root words glomp and hump.
did you just see how he glumped that guy? D:
glump by Ashelux April 7, 2008
A term for pooping that is unique to McDaniel College students. This derives from the poor quality of food served from the dining hall, Glar.
"Dude, I just had some of that shitty pizza from Glar."
"Oh man, that's gonna make for a hell of a glump."

"I just took a big, watery, glump."
Glump by Glumpington April 26, 2013
A. Related to "Gulp," Glump is the sound a large animal makes when swallowing any medium-large sized object. onomatopoeia
B. The sound you make when you aggressively swallow something. onomatopoeia
A. "Holy hell dude, that Elephant just glumped your couch!"

B. "She yelled at me for not giving her back her necklace, so I glumped it instead."
Glump by Coiked April 13, 2004
Taking a gynormous crap in one piece.
"Glump!" said the poo.

Will took a huge glump in Marc's house.
glump by Glumpfur January 22, 2006