glump

the default posture of a teenager.

he/she/it/ Glumps, he/she/it is a Glumper.

by bread infection November 08, 2005

glump

to feel sluggish, depressed, or like a piece of crap.

I just felt like a stupid, old glump!

by pich-u-mony June 10, 2009

glump glump

someone who sniffs paint to get high.

don't mess with him cuz his a glump glump head.

by x August 11, 2003

Glump

A mood that's a combination of "Gloomy" and "Grumpy".

Your glumpy mood is perfect for Halloween.

by TomFawls October 31, 2013

Glump

Liquid-filled lumps found on a person’s back.

Dad’s shirt got stuck on his glump.

by TrishaE November 13, 2020

Glump

A deadly and disgusting disease that develops the throat and fills it until you can no longer eat and barely breathe. It slowly becomes bigger and bigger until it explodes while on its way up your throat. Beware of the Glump. Highly contagious, do not kiss or deep throat while infected with the Glump.

Oh no! I keep gagging and my throat is very scratchy! What do I have? OH shit! The Glump! R.I.P. *your name*

by chewyglump September 17, 2018

Glumping

Glumping is a term used to describe someone who is zoned out from the present situation

I saw Sam glumping for hours today

by Fat fingers r bad August 06, 2016