Glucose Father

A (usually) older male authoritative figure that spends and disposes of money upon someone; "Sugar Daddy"

That is their glucose father, over there. That's how they got all of that nice stuff in the last week.

by DrRwWwWrRr May 3, 2021

glucose father

Another way of saying sugar daddy

Person: Did you hear? (Hoesname) has 3 glucose fathers!
Someone: ... "glucose fathers"..?
Person: Yeah! Or as you guys call it, "sugar daddy" or whatever.

by whomst'd've'ly'yaint July 8, 2018

Glucose Guardian

Alternative, genderless term for Sugar Daddy/Mommy - a person who gives financial support in exchange for company or sexual favors

I wish I had a Glucose Guardian so I could buy all the things I want..

by asdf-moderator December 2, 2017

Glucose Parental

another way of saying 'sugar daddy'

man, why get a job when you can get a glucose parental!

by loldaddythatsme May 16, 2017

Glucose guardian

Gender neutral term for sugar daddy

Man I really need a glucose guardian

by The Auto Cocks May 24, 2022

Gyaldem glucose

If you are the gyaldem glucose, this means you get bare gel because your leng, you attract bare beanies

I am the gyaldem glucose

by MrNpc.Kbizz February 16, 2022

glucose tolerance test

A four-letter word: hell. Doctors usually order this if you're at risk for diabetes. You are forced to fast prior to the test which can last up to five hours and your blood is taken every half hour.

I can only work part-time tomorrow because I have a glucose tolerance test tomorrow. If the test comes back and says I have diabetes, then I'm probably screwed.

by The Real Driller May 19, 2022