gorbus

(adj.)
1. An elevated state of being in a canine characterized by the existence of multiple positive attributes, specifically attributes related to the states of being noble, adorable, calm, and loyal.

Look at my dog! Isn't he gorbus?!

My dog is so gorbus that the light of god shines forth from him, illuminating the darkness.

by Denvus August 10, 2012

glombus

an annoying orange cat that fucks everything up

I'm going to kill glombus if he doesn't stop fucking up my shit

by haven December 22, 2003

Glorbs

Glorious Orbs; Breasts, Glorious Breasts. These aren't just ANY boobs. They are perfect. They're C's or D's Round, Supple, and Beautiful.

Dude, Look over there, That girls glorbs are keeping her afloat.

by TatorSauce July 30, 2011

Glorbulant

Describing a shape like a very round, fat sphere or pear, usually in regards to a person or animal. Generally derived from the words globe and orb, and similar to corpulent.

"That cat is so glorbulant... It must weigh nearly 30 lbs."

by Caperlily December 31, 2016

glorcus

A very large, ripe puss filled spot, usually seen on the face

Jesus Christ have you seen the size of that glorcus on that guys face

by Morning Turkey April 20, 2021

Globus

Someone who is morbidly obese, particularly round like a ball

“Haha, look at that globus over there.”

by Michaelangelman September 12, 2023

Gloria and Glorius

The two old parrots in the zoo, who have never left each other's side since day 1. They conjoin knuckles and always huddle together in pairs. When one is near, the other is happy. When one is gone, the other is depressed. Let's hope no one dies.

"Gloria and Glorius are the perfect old, married couple!"
"That couple over there looks like a Gloria and Glorius!"

by BettytheBanger October 22, 2023