Glooser

A better name for people who like Glee.

Girl/Gay Boy: Glee is on tonight!!!
Other Person: Glooser.

by lolmyfaceisonfire January 20, 2011

Glooper

Glooper is a label you give to a cat or goat that is particularly funny, such as when a cat sniffs your phone camera, you would call that a glooper pic.

"Oh my god Sarah, my cat Frank is such a glooper, look at this photo of him."
"Wow Jeanna, he really is!"

by kuishiba August 28, 2022

glocker

Similar to the shocker, the glocker is made by sticking out the middle and index fingers, like making a gun with your hand (hence the glock). You then insert the two fingers into the vagina, like the shocker without the pinky.

I gave her the glocker and then all of a sudden, "bang! bang!", she was shot.

by cuethug April 6, 2004

Gloober

The piece a food that gets stuck between your teeth, particularly showing up during job interviews, dates, or family portraits.

"Dude, I hope you didn't smile-- you have a nasty gloober in your tooth."

by TheHotPop May 3, 2007

gloober

A failed attempt at expelling phlem or other liquid material from one's mouth with the end result of having the liquid material land on the originator's chin, forehead shirt, or other part of the body.

Nice job genius, you just gloobered on yourself.. I guess that teaches you to spit in public..

by Jimi Spier December 27, 2007

Gloober

A fat dab.

That gloober got me faced.

by GANGeskahn November 21, 2020

gooker

A particularily bad professional wrestling gimmick, similar to that of the Gobbledy Gooker, which was the gimmick given to Eddie Guerrero's brother Hector. The Gooker wore a full-body turkey suit and once danced with Mean Gene Okerlund at Survivor Series

The Boogeyman is a total gooker.

by Mr Gentleman December 6, 2006