Globbing 

A modern type of marriage, where people get legally married without all of the rigmarole. The key component is the harmonious creation of prenups, so that in the event of a separation it does not have to be a huge catastrophic event that ruins both your lives.

We're super in love, but are realistic practical people. We're globbing instead of traditional marriage.

Globbing by RidingTurtles August 30, 2019

Globbing

Globbing: The act of ejaculating an excessive amount into or onto something, usually after a prolonged period of edging or orgasm control. Often accompanied by semi-solid sperm due to orgasm denial prior to ejaculation.

Bro, I'm about to glob. Bro, bro, I'm globbing! Oh!

Globbing by Jared (Asher) March 23, 2026

Finger-Globbing 

When your constipated so you stick your whole hand up your ass and feel around for chunks to open up some poop & fart flow.

I was so drunk at that party the other day. The whole party of 60 people all joined me in a big finger-globbing sesh in the woods

Finger-Globbing by CloudSmoke April 12, 2015

Gwobbing 

The act of pulling on your flaccid penis to attempt to make it grow, by pulling out the hidden length on the inside

R: All the guys are having a gwobbing party later, do you wanna join?
N: Not tonight, I spent ages gwobbing this morning and it still hurts.

Gwobbing by dung glum October 30, 2023

Angel Globing 

When your damn angel soft toilet paper sticks to your every damn thing and makes your asshole or lady parts look like a snow globe.

Man,am I Angel Globing!

Angel Globing by Rubberball1232 August 31, 2016

gobbing off 

(UK slang) - Boastful, idle or rude comments.

If he keeps gobbing off I will knock his block off.

gobbing off by ukchavwatcher October 11, 2015

colder globing 

the ignorant counter part to global warming

Man it's freezing in here, this colder globing stuff must be real.

colder globing by PFCnick March 1, 2011