Definitions by RidingTurtles

Globbing 

A modern type of marriage, where people get legally married without all of the rigmarole. The key component is the harmonious creation of prenups, so that in the event of a separation it does not have to be a huge catastrophic event that ruins both your lives.

We're super in love, but are realistic practical people. We're globbing instead of traditional marriage.

Globbing by RidingTurtles August 30, 2019

Hipentidate

The capacity of a person to melt your heart and erect your penis.

"I love you. You're just so...hipentidate"

Hipentidate by RidingTurtles August 30, 2019