RidingTurtles's definitions

Hipentidate

The capacity of a person to melt your heart and erect your penis.

"I love you. You're just so...hipentidate"

by RidingTurtles August 30, 2019

Globbing

A modern type of marriage, where people get legally married without all of the rigmarole. The key component is the harmonious creation of prenups, so that in the event of a separation it does not have to be a huge catastrophic event that ruins both your lives.

We're super in love, but are realistic practical people. We're globbing instead of traditional marriage.

by RidingTurtles August 30, 2019