glitch

A small, often almost indescribable thing ... a paperclip ... a thinger ... a piece of snackfood, for example a Dorito chip, which in this case can describe a plate or container of snackfood, especially when in its plural form ... glitches ... an appetiser.

A very useful thinking word when you cannot remember its name ... a what-cha-ma-call-it ... a thing-a-ma-bob.

Needing a paper clip to secure his printout, John asks his secretary for a glitch.

Can you please pass me a glitch?

You dropped a glitch on the floor!

Would you like some glitches while we're watching TV? Note how descriptive this is of chips or nachos. With nachos you remove a chip (glitch) one glitch at a time. Even the cheese on nachos can be refered to as glitch ... Would you like some extra glitch on your glitches?

Shall we go to Red Robin for glitches? going for appetisers

Fluffy left a glitch for you on the floor. referring to a piece of dry catfood brought as a gift or perhaps a piece of dried poo or hairball found about the place.

I'm glitched-out meaning I've eaten too many/much ... i.e. chips

A glitch for you, a glitch for me referring to sharing and distributing Raisinets or other small candy at a movie theatre. Popcorn is never properly referred to as glitches, perhaps because of its oily nature.

by Loodje van Slooten June 27, 2009

A Glitch Bitch

No matter what your "mob" has carefully, flaw-free, organized she is the one person to find a glitch which sadly in the end dismantles their great, wicked plan.

"After a game of duck, duck, goose they realized they had sadly mistaken the duck- A Glitch Bitch which in turn was an adopted Mother Goose..."

by LocoInLA May 6, 2014

body glitch

An itch that you can only get rid of by scratching another part of the body

Even though his knee itched, he was itching his thigh because he had a body glitch

by JMUK July 19, 2012

glitch bitch

this bitch antisepticeye who wants to ruin peoples lives and kill us all

glitch bitch is back at it again

the glitch bitch will kill us all

by hlhlflsjsbdb August 3, 2017

Glitch

An interruption of the perceived norm.

I have a glitch in my engine.

by Jefe.Robison October 12, 2017

Glitch Gremlin

An ugly green monster wearing a tattered red shirt who hides in your videogames. He can get in your disks, cartridges, games systems, and (if you break any of them) possibly your house. The gremlin is afraid to be outside of the video game world so chances of him glitching your home are very slim. If the gremlin gets in your game before you start playing it he will send a storm of glitches to fuck you up. There is no cure for the glitch gremlin, so you better be lucky.

*Guy starts super mario brothers*
Guy: Fuck! All the text is fucked up!
Glitch gremlin: ZrrtttZrttghttt
Guy: Now it's making wierd sound- oop. It froze. I hate the glitch gremlin!

by AnalPenetrationByForce October 27, 2011

glitchfinder

(adj) - Cheat in a multiplayer online game, then lie about it to regain face.

(noun) - One who cheats in a multiplayer game; one who lies; one who starts e-drama.

(verb) - Cheating, e-dramaing.

(adj):
Oh man, that guy was being SUCH a glitchfinder; he just flew around and spawned a ton of monsters.

(noun):
Jesus Christ, stop being such a Glitchfinder, I saw you spawning 8 stacks.

(verb):
He's glitchfindering! He keeps spawning diamond blocks!

by MasterHorus December 15, 2011