glide

The movement of a worm.

Instead of working, you chose to glide like a worm!

by Oga Nla March 20, 2016

glide

to mean as in to fight or beat up violently.

bro,u need to get on sumwhere before i glide you.

by Icee Baller 34 December 16, 2007

Glide

To have an obvious crush on a slightly older girl, but to be too wimpy to ask her out, even after months of preparation. The crush is usually unrequited because the crusher is an Animal Jam geek.

Person 1: Damn, that kid really is Gliding that girl Sylvianne.
Person 2: Yeah, he's literally spent all his free time preparing to ask her on a date but he keeps chickening out and EVERYONE knows it.
Person 1: I almost feel bad for him. It's obvious she doesn't like him because he's an animal Jam geek.
Person 2: What a Glide.

by Ciao Billy December 16, 2016

hang gliding

A sexual act in which someone hangs upside down on a sex swing (akin to a trapeze) whilst preforming oral sex on a standing person.

I was hang gliding last night when I fell, hit my head, and bit my partner's dick off.

by Dick Rider 69 June 24, 2019

nipple glide

A maneuver mastered by strippers where a single bosom is placed in such proximity that only the nipple is touching or gliding across one's face.

A sexually intimate act where a woman rubs or glides her nipple across one's anatomy, usually one's face.

"That stripper performed the most graceful nipple glide, I had to get another lap dance."

"It tickles when my girlfriend does the nipple glide across my nose."

by hinduhardaway June 10, 2008

Cowgirl Gliding

When a horny, wet female climbs on top of the male in cowgirl position and glides his rigid penis back and forth between her engorged pussy lips, at a vigorous pace, until he busts his nut. Gliding does not involve vaginal penetration. And requires extreme vaginal wetness for the maximum glide.

Rachel did a little cowgirl gliding on me last night. She was going so fast I blew nut in like 2 minutes.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

Text Gliding

When an individual eyes over a body of text, but fails to comprehend and process it. Typically brought on by boredom of the reading material or sleep deprivation.

I pulled an all nighter trying to read Moby Dick, but by 3am I was text gliding like mad.

by shouldbeworking November 28, 2012