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certified glazer 

To go above and beyond the normal.
If you off your ass doing what you need to do you are a certified glazer.
certified glazer by Certified glazer September 7, 2016

Moon Gazers 

A woman's breasts that curve upward, particularly with erect nipples, such that they gaze at the moon.
Check out the moon gazers on that chick.
Moon Gazers by Vengex March 4, 2011

Bill Glazer 

salty ass cracker who can't pronounce the V in Vagabond often associated with cappin
Man this guy from the east coast is a total Bill Glazer
Bill Glazer by Accordingtous March 25, 2020

Archie Glazer

A guy who goes to school in Vermont.

Glazer Lazer 

A incredibly well respected man. He has the personality of an angel and the face of a God. He really is someone who is kind, caring and loving. He tends to really love women by the name of Lauri Epstein(the most beautiful girl in town). Glazer Lazer also has a big lazer which is euphemism for his large penis that drives the women cray cray! oh and he also has a killer 6-pack!
Wow!! Check how perfect that guy is?? He must be a Glazer Lazer!
Glazer Lazer by The G Lazer June 3, 2013

gooch glazer 

1. A male who ejaculates onto another males gooch.

2. A person who enjoys the act of putting their mouth on a male's gooch.

3. Used as a derogatory term.

1. Dude. Why did David let Rlo cum on his gooch.

2. Erica's a freak dude. She just kept moving down til she was kissin my gooch.

3. Jesse's such a gooch glazer. He couldn't get a girl if he drugged her.
gooch glazer by dball September 15, 2007