Glarded

I shouldn't have to tell you what this means

Can you tell me if the funds are glarded?

by deadinsidesincedayone March 19, 2021

glarded

A type of fund that cannot be transferred into a tax-clode based account without attaching an inoppolity certificate

Without the fund being glarded, it will not be transferred into a tax-clode account

by nworder May 9, 2021

Den glider in

Means "It glides in". Was originally the fight song of the Swedes during the World Cup hockey championships of 1995, held in Sweden. Also intended to be the official song of the championships.
Unsurprisingly, it became very popular in Finland after we won the World Cup for the first time ever. Our national hockey team, the Lions, actually recorded it. Even now, people sing it when they gather in bars to watch hockey games, no matter who the opponent may be. All the better if it's Sweden.

*a bunch of Finns in a bar*
Finn 1: Sweden sucks!
Finn 2: Look! Teemu Selänne scored!
All: DEN GLIDER IN, DEN GLIDER IN, DEN GLIDER IN I MÅL IGEN! *all take shots*

by amy luu collis May 3, 2011

bacon gliders

bacon gliders

-noun

Protuberant or hanging labia minora that can hang far below the labia majora. 'Bacon' because these wrinkled fleshly lips bear a striking resemblence to bacon strips and 'gliders' because they often strongly recall the outstretched patagium, or furry parachute-like membrane of the flying squirel in mid-glide. Madonna helped sear the image of bacon gliders into popular imagination when a notorious circa 1979 black and white nude of her sold at Christie's for $37,500. To the general horror of the public, Madonna's labia minora flaps hung out several inches from her body. Bacon gliders can fortunately be removed in a cosmetic procedure called labiaplasty. Some have suggested that the mysterious and highly unflattering bulge we often see in Lady Gaga's panties is in fact folded bacon gliders.

Although Emma had an otherwise gorgeous body, she was morbidly ashamed of her bacon gliders and swore me to never reveal her secret.

by Mo Dixley February 22, 2010

glidewheel

Badass single wheel electric unicycle. Rider stands (no loser seat) on pedals on each side of the wheel and moves by leaning forward and back kinda like a segway, but not stupid looking like they are. Massively eco-friendly which is kinda cool.

I could be there in 20 on the glidewheel, but need to charge her up first.

by Octagon8 April 16, 2015

glades middle school

a good school with a lot of fucking crackheads and thots everywhere and fights all the time and siles is pretty gay

damn u go to glades middle school 😳

by bigtiddyisa November 16, 2019

coral glades

Imagine a place that is mainly latino, or black. This place has fuckin people who are as pale as casper the ghost who are trying to be black or claim to be latino. This school is so dull and drab to the point where the most interesting thing to ever happen at this fucking school is probably a fight between two fuckboys or chicks whose fucking diets consist of solely hot cheetos. Scratch that, there’s probably some absolute loser who gets busted for drugs, probably because someone snitched and got them roped. The teachers are so boring and erratic to the point where blowing my fucking brains out would be better than sitting in a classroom. Fuck this school, I can’t wait to graduate and I fucking hope that the principal sees this because this school HAS to be the shittiest shithole to ever be created. Peace.

Thing One: Hey man wanna know something that’s more dangerous and boring than Taravella?

Thing Two: No, what is it?

Thing One: Coral Glades High School!

by arcticm0nkeys03 October 8, 2019