Glanking

The Combination of the greatest actions in the world, Masturbation (wanking) and Gloving (lights on your fingers bitch!)

Im gonna go glanking with friends!

by Glovemaster Shades October 18, 2011

Glakit

A old scottish word used to describe a person who is gormless, a modern way to say it would be glake. It is still used in costal areas such as Fraserbugh, Buckie and Lossiemouth

fit a galkit
see that swagger on that loon fit a glakit

by ScottishQuine September 25, 2011

glacking

The act of slarving a dode to the point in which one is only able to utter "glack" through the tiny air crevasse between their lips and the glack-causing instigator's genatalia.

I had your mom glacking on my D so hard bro!

by Bwade December 3, 2015

glaikit

stupid looking

you've got a glaikit looking face.

by lexaclarke April 29, 2022

glafira

A hyper active, content girl. She usually has issues with staying calm and gets angry easily. Oh, and her bone structure is goals. A typical Russian girl.

Wow, them bones remind me of glafira.

by boringgorilla January 30, 2021

A Glackin

In the game fifa world cup your on a clear breakaway, but you instead pass it back to the next guy running down the field to strike the ball in the goal. Such as a one timer in hockey. It takes away from the legitmacy of the goal.

"Dude you dick you just pulled a glackin you could have just scored with the first guy. Dick."

by fifastar May 19, 2010

Glackin

A God, a Juggernaut, and a beast. Usually a massive middle-aged teacher with long facial hair who looks like he can strangle a bear with his pinky.

Oh god, it's a glackin!

by Bob the Type Writing Lord July 16, 2017