Glackin

A God, a Juggernaut, and a beast. Usually a massive middle-aged teacher with long facial hair who looks like he can strangle a bear with his pinky.

Oh god, it's a glackin!

by Bob the Type Writing Lord July 16, 2017

A Glackin

In the game fifa world cup your on a clear breakaway, but you instead pass it back to the next guy running down the field to strike the ball in the goal. Such as a one timer in hockey. It takes away from the legitmacy of the goal.

"Dude you dick you just pulled a glackin you could have just scored with the first guy. Dick."

by fifastar May 19, 2010

Glocking

To mumble quietly and incoherently to ones self. Only speaking nonsense and/or gibberish and nothing anyone nearby can understand or respond to.

Alfred was glocking in Twitter Spaces all night last night.

by SpacesPeeps2021 June 6, 2021

glarking

The act of depositing feces directly into a reclining chair.

"Im glarking a biscuit in your laze-boy bro!

by wowawwowa October 3, 2010

Glockin'

-Carrying a gun
-Armed and dangerous
-A weapon

Kracker#1 Ay yo see that jungle bunny over there I bet he is glockin'

Albino Kracker#2 Dawg that nigga is armed and dangerous.

Kracker#1 Imma go fuck with him.. poke him with a stick.

Albino Kracker#2 Dawg you bout to get your head blown off your shoulders.

Kracker #1 No i wont you shit face.
(proceeds to poke the jungle bunny with a stick)

Pow..Pow..Pow..

Albino Kracker#2 Told you so.. YA DEAD..

by fhgul June 22, 2011

Glanking

The Combination of the greatest actions in the world, Masturbation (wanking) and Gloving (lights on your fingers bitch!)

Im gonna go glanking with friends!

by Glovemaster Shades October 18, 2011

It's glickin time

Named after the Jim Glickenhaus, the defiant hunk of a man who created the Glickenhaus SCG007 Hypercar, it's describing the rejection of odds of winning a motorsport race by cursing their winning opponents with mechanical failures (known as "Glickening").

I won Le mans 24 Hours by yelling "It's glickin time". All the cars in front of me just spontaneously exploded on the last hour.

by LadaSafetyCar June 12, 2022