Raid the fookin gaff

When one enters a house with such intent to steal others belongings.

Jamie - ''Im bout to raid deez mans house''
Andrew - ''Sn''
Jamie at door to gaff - ''Raid the fookin gaff''

by Bludclart Rassclaat Roscoe January 20, 2023

Jim Gaffigan

A great comedian, who has some great jokes.

Did you watch the Jim Gaffigan special last night?

by Ryan WWRGSWW February 5, 2006

Reverse Jim Gaffigan

Selling individually wrapped hot pockets as street vendor. To sell or to be sold an individual hot pocket not cooked in a dirty microwave. A hot pocket sold by a lawless grifter.

“Did you teach some advanced grifting techniques... The Reverse Jim Gaffigan?”

-Community Tv show

by Hdhcyffufdcud April 4, 2020

gaffer

BRITISH
informal
a person in charge of others; a boss.

"street cleaners stopping for a smoke when their gaffer isn't in the vicinity"

by karientoch March 18, 2019

Glamfohds

A term describing a guy getting so drunk that they hook up with a lamp

Guy 1: "Dude. You totally glamfohdsed last night"
Guy 2: "I hope it isn't pregnant"

by Bebcaherfd January 18, 2011

The Gaffer

British Slang for Football Manager

1. The Gaffer wants us to pick the tempo up in the second half.

2. Ask The Gaffer if you can play up front.

by humbdalas November 5, 2009

Gaff Off

To blatantly ignore orders from a superior. Most often used by U.S. Marines (typically NCO's and SNCO's) to describe what younger Marines are doing when should be working. First used by a crusty old devil dog in the early 1900's by the name of Clifton Bledsoe Gates. Gates would later become the 19th Commandant of the Marine Corps.

Listen you shitbirds, get off your asses and quit gaffing me off!!!

But Staff Sergeant, I would never gaff off your orders?!?!

by Gunner Brad May 12, 2010