Girthmaxxing

The opposite of "jelqmaxxing". The act of widening one's penis through thorough and continuous strokes, as if rolling out the dough of a pizza.

"Nobody wants a skinny weinee, you need to stop jelqing - You need to be girthmaxxing

by Jean Dough January 16, 2024

Girthmaxxing

the act of stretching your "peenar" in the x-direction, like a longitudinal wave mayhaps. it should be complimented by the act of jelqing to prevent chodemaxxing.

Hey im girthmaxxing right now to hentai furry porn so my peenits can be nice and long for her when i see her.

by Gorg (Pimp) Flod March 15, 2024

girthmaxxing

Girthmaxxing the action of enlarging the girth of a man’s penis helping widen his penis masking his penis more of a weapon during sex.

Brayden was girthmaxxing in social studies

by Girthygod6969 February 27, 2024

girthmaxxing

The process of increasing penile girth through means of jelqing, pumping, or manual exercise.

“Hey dawg, can you lay off the girthmaxxing? You’re tearing my asshole up too much and it’s giving me the runs.”

by Jelqlord 69 March 12, 2024

Girthmaxxing

Girthmaxxing is when you take both your hands and place them on your erect penis on each sides,you then pull those sides apart in a six flags joker ride motion,allowing your peepee to be thicker than your average iphone

“You don’t need to be jelqmaxxing,nobody wants a thin little Weenie.you need to be Girthmaxxing.”

by fat old girthy dick February 07, 2024

girthmaxxing

A series of stretching exercises over the span of months or years to make a penis thicker

“Kyle’s a girth warrior I can tell he’s been girthmaxxing”

by GirthWarrior February 19, 2024

girthmaxxing

stretching and or pumping your cock to increase the girth until its like a coke can in your hands

"ive been girthmaxxing and now my wee wee looks like a copper pipe!"

by MeSoC00l January 09, 2024