girthmaxxing

The act of making your dick thicker by any means necessary.

Christian: "Have you heard about Jonathan girthmaxxing?"
Joey: "I heard he was using a burger press to increase his girth."

by girthmaxxer January 20, 2024

Girthmaxxing

Girthmaxxing is the practice where you take both side of your penis and pull sideways. It puts you in the mind of jelqing but you’re pulling horizontally. The idea is to be bigger in width

Dad: Hey son, sorry to interrupt your goon sesh but I need to talk to you.
Son I see you’re always jelqing… no girl wants a long thin weenie. Son you need to start Girthmaxxing

by Weeniebutt75 January 31, 2024

Girthmaxxing

Girthmaxxing is when you take both your hands and place them on your erect penis on each sides,you then pull those sides apart in a six flags joker ride motion,allowing your peepee to be thicker than your average iphone

“You don’t need to be jelqmaxxing,nobody wants a thin little Weenie.you need to be Girthmaxxing.”

by fat old girthy dick February 6, 2024

girthmaxxing

When a person stretches out their penis on the X-axis. This is done to achieve a soup-can-like appearance to the penis and achieve maximum girth; as opposed to jelqmaxxing.

My penis is built like a bucket thanks to girthmaxxing.
Have you seen John's Penis? He's been girthmaxxing now it's built like a redwood stump!

by Ukrel69 February 6, 2024

Girthmaxxing

The act in which you place your thumb on the tip of your penis while having an erection, and pushing down as hard as you can for hours at a time.

Girthmaxxing is very entertaining to watch

by Jelqmaxxer3000 February 13, 2024

girthmaxxing

It’s like looksmaxxing but with your penis

“Wow! Paul’s dick is huge!”
“Yeah, he must be girthmaxxing.”

by Bigpaparay February 14, 2024

girthmaxing

Girthmaxing is the act of doing exercises to make your slim penis more girthy and thick. Some exercises could be stretching your dick horizontal to make it wider.

Brian went to seek help from Reddit to find out how to start girthmaxing because he feels his dick is too skinny

by Vulcan69pleaze February 16, 2024