minecraft girlfriend 

Probably your uncle.

Do you have a minecraft girlfriend

I did before I realised its my uncle.

minecraft girlfriend by Mark the reddit virgin April 3, 2020

Perfect Girlfriend 

The girl who is always there for you no matter how far apart you are geographically. She treats you perfect no matter how stupid you are. She loves you through thick and thin. I love you Buttercup.

You are the perfect girlfriend

Perfect Girlfriend by CurlyFryLovesButtercup June 6, 2018

Mommy-girlfriend

A girl that takes care of her boyfriend with some maturity. Maybe cook some food when he is sad, cheer him up when he is down or encourage him when he feels insecure. This term challenges the common notion about a relationship where generally the man takes all the responsibility of his girlfriend and doesn't expect the same in return.

I would love a mommy-girlfriend to treat me with same love and affection as I would treat her

Mommy-girlfriend by anonymous March 19, 2022

Bang Manti Teo's Girlfriend 

masturbate

I'm so horny I'm going to have to bang manti teo's girlfriend before i can go to sleep.

Bang Manti Teo's Girlfriend by wooderson34 January 17, 2013

chameleon girlfriend 

Any girl who changes her image to fit that of their current boyfriend. These girls are generally very attractive but lack any interesting qualities. Some think they are gangsters, if dating a gangster. Some change into emo chicks or gearheads depending on the guy they are dating. These types are, ironically, far more likely to cheat on the guy they morph into. These types usually have none of their original friends left, and must start over with new friends every time she finds a new suitor, therefor, always keeps an eye out for something better. These are great girls to date for two or three months, because they are almost always fine, but will likely get with one of your friends afterward.

"watch out for that chameleon girlfriend, she's biting your style bad."

"She looks so different now because she's a chameleon girlfriend...new boyfriend."

chameleon girlfriend by Elwood money blues April 29, 2009

Girlfriend-proof 

v. To hide any objects that you would rather your girlfriend not see. These objects usually include porn, childish things (dolls, small toys, etc), and Pokemon memoribilia. You can girlfriend-proof your car, room, house, and really just about anything. Similar to parent-proof

Mitch: Hey man want to play me in a Yu-Gi-Oh match?
Mike: Sorry dude I just got done girlfriend-proofing my room. All my cards are in a shoebox under my bed.
Mitch: Oh alright. Hey, did you remeber to take down your Justin Timberlake poster?
Mike: Oh shoot. Thanks for reminding me. I'll get home and take care of that right away.

Girlfriend-proof by WastingDaylight May 9, 2010

girlfriend 

Something you will never get

You: i'll never get a girlfriend

girlfriend by TheNiftoFox May 24, 2016