Masturbating for long periods often extending past 6 hours.
Goonerbaters normally have no social life because they masturbate for hours on end.
Goonerbaters normally have no social life because they masturbate for hours on end.
"K.Quigs missed class because he was having a goonerbating session with a heard of pig dools."
see "pig dool."
see "pig dool."
by Polyester Pigdool Patterson March 10, 2011
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Get the gooner mug.Gionee’s are beautiful and kind they think that they ugly but there not, they are loyal and thicc they like hoodies, ramen, and anime. They are a great friend and will never backstab you Gionee’s are so nice they like food healthy or not they are just great and perfect and there past experiences is what makes them even better.
by Santiago101 October 16, 2019
Get the Gionee mug.A term for you to use if a lesbian talks shit to you. Call them a giner shiner. It's like cocksucker, but more gender appropriate.
by 1986van September 22, 2020
Get the Giner shiner mug.An act of pure, unadulterated stupidity, where the goon in question runs the risk of losing social acceptance
by The Goonid August 3, 2010
Get the Goonery mug.A person who commits the act of gooning. In more extreme cases, many people choose to go so far with gooning, that they willingly develop a porn addiction and base their life around it. To them, porn is everything. There is no ultimatum greater than porn, and many even seek out other gooners just to discuss how amazing porn is, as their life spirals into complete depravity.
How someone goons to porn, and the process of forcing themselves to turning into a porn addict isn't wholly clear-cut; some prefer to refer themselves as a pornosexual. Gooners are often total weirdos with bragging about being addicted, and call pornstars goddesses.
Moral of the story: porn this, porn that, just do whatever pleases you, even if it means being a gooner.
How someone goons to porn, and the process of forcing themselves to turning into a porn addict isn't wholly clear-cut; some prefer to refer themselves as a pornosexual. Gooners are often total weirdos with bragging about being addicted, and call pornstars goddesses.
Moral of the story: porn this, porn that, just do whatever pleases you, even if it means being a gooner.
Chad: *fapping to porn on 3 monitors*
Brad: *walks into the room* Hey Chad, the mail just came and- Oh my God, dude! That's disgusting, how long have you been doing this for?!
Chad: I woke up at 6 this morning, and I've been jerking off since, man.
Brad: Wait, what?! It's 3PM already!
Chad: I've become a gooner. All I want anymore is porn.
Brad: *walks into the room* Hey Chad, the mail just came and- Oh my God, dude! That's disgusting, how long have you been doing this for?!
Chad: I woke up at 6 this morning, and I've been jerking off since, man.
Brad: Wait, what?! It's 3PM already!
Chad: I've become a gooner. All I want anymore is porn.
by Gilgabob February 1, 2019
Get the gooner mug.To have a large ego about ones vagina. Similar to having a "Big head" and thinking your better than everyone else, but in this case thinking your vagina is better than everyone else's. Like you have the tightest sexiest Coochie in town. Your twat is hott and you know it.
"Did you see brooke working it on the dance floor? She must have a serious case of GinerSwell."
"Damn dude Anai-i looked straight up GinerSwell in those booty shorts."
"Damn dude Anai-i looked straight up GinerSwell in those booty shorts."
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