Someone who pontificates about subjects (especially science, especially climate change) in the pub (or, even more likely, the golf club), while having no idea what they're on about. Typically to be found drinking gin and tonic, wearing a blazer, calling people "squire", playing golf, and driving a Jaaaaaaag.
"All this global warming nonsense. The Romans grew grapes in Yorkshire! Explain that!"
"You're right, Ken. Several thousand climatologists and many petabytes of hard evidence can't stand up to a single well-informed gintellectual."
"You're right, Ken. Several thousand climatologists and many petabytes of hard evidence can't stand up to a single well-informed gintellectual."
by sTeamTraen July 13, 2012
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by I eat cupcakes February 10, 2018
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by xxsumpersonxx June 16, 2018
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Oh hey gizelle how are you doing
by Keep your eyes open August 10, 2019
Get the Gizelle mug.A girlfriend who will, through misrepresentation and exaggeration, make her boyfriend out to be a monstrous bastard in order to:
1) get sympathetic attention
2) prevent her gfs from ever getting close to her boyfriend.
This will backfire horribly if any of them give the bastard a chance and get to know him, or if they come on double-dates and realize that the slightest hint of bastardry is never evidenced.
1) get sympathetic attention
2) prevent her gfs from ever getting close to her boyfriend.
This will backfire horribly if any of them give the bastard a chance and get to know him, or if they come on double-dates and realize that the slightest hint of bastardry is never evidenced.
I let her get away with the wounded girlzelle act because I honestly don't want to get to know her friends. From what she tells me, they all sound like a bunch of complete bitches!
by enkephalin07 March 2, 2016
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I couldn't stand you when I first met you but now I really like you.
response: OMG, I feel the SAME way!
We pulled a gizelle last night and were allowed one phone call.
response: OMG, I feel the SAME way!
We pulled a gizelle last night and were allowed one phone call.
by navy wife February 3, 2010
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