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Gingerbread Man

Also known as "runner's diarrhoea".

The tremendous urge to expel the contents of your bowels during or after a run.

Made famous by Paula Radcliffe.
"Where did you go after the 5km run?"

"Run, run, as fast as you can..."

"Ahh... Suffering with a case of the Gingerbread Man?"
by Travburt November 12, 2013
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Gingerbread Man Sex

When one lays perfectly still and nearly rigid during sex, characterized as being boring and lacking passion.
Sex with Lisa was so awkward the first time it was like banging a gingerbread man.

I just had to break up with Amy. The gingerbread man sex was just so boring I couldn't get off.
by JBeee June 30, 2011
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Go To Gingerbread Man

A more kid friendly way to say "go to hell" inspired by the newer version of Candyland where the first symbol space is a gingerbread man.
1: Matt was on the last space before winning the game of Candyland and everybody else yelled simultaneously "GO TO GINGERBREAD MAN!"

2: "You'll never have any friends." - Person 1
"Go to gingerbread man." - Person 2
by inthebass February 5, 2012
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Gingerbread man

When during sex your partner blurts out lines from the Gingerbread man from shrek.
When I started to play with her clit, she jolted up and screamed 'NOT MY GUMDROP BUTTON!' I got Gingerbread manned.
by nemutakunai December 20, 2010
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Gingerbread Man

A unique situation for a redhead where freckles are distributed in a face like pattern on the torso where ginger nipples serve as eyes.
No matter where I sat in that Irish bath house, Liam's Gingerbread Man was constantly staring at me.
by RickySStuntDouble May 30, 2014
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gingerbreadman

When you shatter every joint beyond repair in a person and they are permanently stiff and immobile
These joints include shoulders, elbows ,wrist, hips, knees and ankles
He disrespected me and stole my money; so I had to gingerbreadman his ass!
Dave has never been the same since he got gingerbreadman'd by his enemy.
Roger got gingerbreadman'd by a sledgehammer for messing with this guy's wife.
by 1000AMPS November 25, 2019
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