Simpanzee

A guy who will literally do anything to make his homies look stupid in front of his crush/crushes. Typically simpanzees are self conscious lil creatures of nature so they feel the need to put the unwanted attention on someone else. (And they tend to have the name clay)

A couple of homies chillin: (simpanzee see his crush) hey ryan remember that time you did something so stupid that even beetle juice would envy you. Ryan: you simpanzee you only brought that up cause kelly walked by, gosh i HATE being in public places with you.

by Yomammabiggerthanahorse January 28, 2021

simpanzee

Simping monkey

Ah man that guy is such a simpanzee

by antepan November 9, 2020

gympanzee

Someone who constantly does upper body workouts in the gym, resulting in tiny looking legs and a look that would make walking like a chimp seem appropriate.

Dude that guy's arms are huge! He's obviously biceptual But look at those underdeveloped legs... what a Gympanzee.

by johnnyblaze881 August 17, 2010

Simpanzee

A man who jumps all around a woman, trying to be her white night while completely being submissive, and pussy whipped.

Bruh, did you see that simpanzee subscribing to all Angela’s wants and needs as if she were his personal cam model? He’s even paying her rent.

by webbergirl December 7, 2022

gimangee

When you pull off a gimangee you have to put your butthole on the persons nose while you fart and then masterbate until you come on their chest.

The man must be the one jerking it on her/his chest and make sure you hit the chest and you get ten points if you can make it in her belly button. Have fun with the gimangee.

by Alan Blakley July 27, 2006

SIMPANZEE

Native to the sad and poor upstate town of Kingston, NY, the SIMPANZEE can be found everywhere. Usually jobless, the SIMPANZEE thrives on asking his girlfriend for money in between Fortnite sessions. The occasional shower is too costly, therefore he does without. Having saved up for 20 years, he will now pay $41 for a tattoo that simply states “I’m all in”, to commemorate the recent loss of his car and apartment to staggering scratch-off lottery ticket losses. This is the purest form of the SIMPANZEE in all his glory.

Kingston is nothing but a bunch of fucking Simpanzees.

by SIMPANZEE November 29, 2019

Gympanzee

A gym for children or a facility mainly dedicated to offering different activities for children.

I took my kids to the gympanzee so that they can release their energy.

by skylab July 6, 2012