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Ghettocure

When your pedicure is chipped but you have no time or money to get it redone so you paint over it to get by

The act of fixing things in a cheap and aesthetically not pleasing way
Damn I have a date in half an hour and my toenail chipped. I'm just gonna ghettocure that sh$@)

My dresser drawer broke so I just ghettocured it with some duct tape.

My car window won't roll up, so I ghetto cured it with a garbage bag and tape

My fence broke and I can't afford a new one so I ghettocured it with rope.
by LL Housewife March 11, 2013
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Ghettobahn

A road travelled at high speed which connects two or more bad neighborhoods. Characterized by flashy cheap late model cars with large chrome wheels and concert level sound systems. Unexplained accidents with parked and moving vehicles are frequent. Driver's licenses and insurance are rare.
There was another crash on the ghettobahn. What is wrong with these people?!!
by matador September 13, 2013
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ghettocano

The inexpensive home made version of the volcano- the volcano is the ultimate herbal vaporizer that all forced air vaporizers are compared against. The ghettocano is made with parts found in the hardware store, grocery store, and one piece thats specialty glassware.
Hey niiice, it's 4:20, time to fire up the ghettocano and have some chicken bags......
by overmedium January 30, 2010
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ghettobird

"motherfuck you and your punkass ghettobird"
by J January 9, 2004
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ghettofabu

When something is very ghetto but high-class at the same time.
That girl wearin dat G-Unit skirt is lookin pretty ghettofabu.
by Madi.Marie April 29, 2009
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Ghettodilla

A microwaved quesadilla for poor people.

Recipe:
1. A tortilla (corn or flour)
2. Government Cheese (or pre-sliced american cheese)

Directions:

Put the cheese on one side of the tortilla. Fold in half. Heat on high heat in microwave for 20 seconds. Take out of microwave. ENJOY!
Marvin was so starvin' that he made a ghettodilla.
by SFChef July 19, 2010
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Ghettoan

Ghettoan

One who lives or resides in "The Ghetto", living meaning not necessisariy in a home, but also not limited to the streets, under a bridge or in a card board box.

One of low income who resides in a desolate, run down area of the city.

I waited in line at the grocery store for almost an hour because all the ghettoans were cashing their food stamps.
I waited in line at the grocery store for almost an hour because all the ghettoans were cashing their food stamps
by paulyt June 18, 2012
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