jerkin my gerkin

To masturbate or pleasure oneself. Particularly in a sneaky or humorous way. Mainly applied to males.

I was jerkin my gerkin before the boss walked into my office.

by CountGrishnak June 28, 2008

Gerked

To be gerked is to be jacked around and/or lied to; an act of having the wool pulled over your eyes.

You got gerked!; Is he trying to gerk you again?

by #truth101 May 9, 2017

gerkin cock

A very small penis similar to the size and shape of a gerkin pickle.

I feel bad for Chris. With his little gerkin cock he can barely jerk off, let alone please a woman.

by cobbnobbler December 29, 2009

Germenian

Someone who is half Armenian and half German.

Wow, Jessica is really hot for a germenian.

by Amanda Rickmers November 6, 2007

Garken

An ugly girl who thinks they are attractive, or an attractive girl who thinks she is ugly.

Damn did you see Fiona at the prom? She looks good as hell but she denies it. Such a garken...

by ultimatestackthrower999 December 1, 2010

surfin' a gerkin

having sex with a man with a small penis that resembles a gerkin.

Having sex with him was like surfin' a gerkin. It was so small, I couldn't even feel anything!

by Catherine M. February 6, 2006

gerenano

another way to say no

person 1: did I ask
person 2: gerenaNO

by a mcr fan March 22, 2020