geriatrism

When old people use words that aren't real words, but they're too old to remember or care that they're not real words.

Using "d'ruther" in place of "would rather" is a geriatrism.

by Nate Bodine December 27, 2007

GERIATRIC POLY PROBE

When you take an elderly woman’s false teeth out and stick them in her ass and then you perform anal sex on her.

Yo dude, I picked up this old bitch at Bingo last night. The dumb ho wouldn’t stop talkin’ so I gave her the Geriatric Poly Probe

by DartmouthInDaHouse June 5, 2009

geriatrocity

The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.

Yo dude, Darryl is turning 40 next year. That's what I call geriatrocity.

by shrimphead February 28, 2009

Geriatric Thumper Dance

Reminiscent of Thumper the rabbit from the Bambi cartoon, it is the practice unique to elderly people in which they quickly tap their foot on the floor several times in rapid succession immediately prior to raising that leg off the floor so that they can quickly slide on that side of their underwear, pajamas, or pants before falling. Contradicting the apparent belief underlying this behavior, studies by gerontologists have concluded that the Geriatric Thumper Dance is mostly ineffective in preventing old folks from losing their balance.

Samantha: "Grandma, how long have you been lying on the floor this time?"

Grandma: "Sweetie, I'm so glad you came along when you did."

Samantha: "Please Grandma. No more Geriatric Thumper Dance, OK?

by Perv Johnson November 24, 2010

geriatric millennial

A geriatric millennial is a millennial on the cusp. The oldest breed of millennial out there but still acts like a true millennial.

I'm 36 years old, they call me a geriatric millennial

by DarleneOliviaPope June 11, 2017

gerihatric

when a person hooks up with with three elderly people, also referred to as cougars.

tom was killin it at the club last night. he brought home three cougars. tom definitely scored the gerihatric

by gmorrissey September 8, 2011

geriatric organ grinder

An older woman that rubs on, hugs, kisses, touches awkwardly a younger man in front of people to give impression something more is going on than is.

At the club my best friends mom turns into a geriatric organ grinder.

by ardoubleuanda September 2, 2013