Gerg is one bad ass mofo who constantly gets poon and does drive bys. If nothing else a gerg is a straight Bone Thug.
by Gerg =) September 16, 2004
Possibly between the ages of 13 - 25 these characters will say racist things, steal from others, manipulate, rape women, usually too smart, and more importantly be completely addicted to some sort of bad hobby. Either stealing data from companies and reselling it for pennies or creating social problems for others over things like being blocked on Facebook or being blocked in general. Gerge's are usually pretty attractive and are extremely kinky. Some Gerge's even enjoy sleeping with their friend's sisters and even flirting with the mother. Overall Gerge's can be a very useful asset to have in your life for they provide good insight and will only try to help you out if they care about you. However, the Gerge can be the worst thing you've ever come across and it'd be wise to stay away if you have no intention of trying to be friends.
I gotta block Gerge he's going to leak my nudes! Gerge is bullying me again! I gotta block him! Gerge spent five hours last night talking to me about life and how to improve myself. I gotta block him either way. Hey Gerge go mine some sulfur in Rust! I'm totally going to remove him from the group after this.
Typical Gerge thing to do.
Typical Gerge thing to do.
by GERGERUINEDMYLIFE January 30, 2023
by malouise August 08, 2017
by bucket! February 22, 2003
A story which is badly told. This encompasses 3 types of storytelling mistake:
1. the story is not interesting in the first place.
2. the story is interesting, but too much information is given, for example, details of what the storyteller had for breakfast if the action doesn't take place until the evening.
3. the story is interesting, but too much detail is given about what happened afterwards, leading the audience to believe something even more interesting is about to happen... then the story just ends.
1. the story is not interesting in the first place.
2. the story is interesting, but too much information is given, for example, details of what the storyteller had for breakfast if the action doesn't take place until the evening.
3. the story is interesting, but too much detail is given about what happened afterwards, leading the audience to believe something even more interesting is about to happen... then the story just ends.
by rolfharris1 February 04, 2010
by Cath Ellis & Jesse Spezza March 08, 2006
Gerg's prophecies:
1. People Shit Me
3. Just Leave Me The Fuck Alone
4. Bring back Hunters
5. The Truth Hurts
1. People Shit Me
3. Just Leave Me The Fuck Alone
4. Bring back Hunters
5. The Truth Hurts
by Rachel February 22, 2003