An elf from Texas who is the president of the United States of America. Voted into office by trailer trash with IQ's lower than a moron.
by the shiznit April 05, 2006
A moron fratboy who's fathers oil money kept him from service in 'Nam,kept him from ever having to work and must've paid the school system to keep him out of special ed.The only thing he is good at is GREED and dirty politics.Watch the price of fuel drop just before election time.His ties with the Binladen group will see to that.LOOK AT DOWNLOADED PIC.Thatll explain it.
by AINT NO REAL COWBOYS(Skoal Brother) July 20, 2004
1. The man who puts the "USA" into sausage.
2. Illiterate hick.
3. Psychopath, especially when it comes to the Arab world.
4. Warmonger.
5. Tony Blair's owner.
6. The man who's sole purpose is to rip up the US Constitution for his own ends.
2. Illiterate hick.
3. Psychopath, especially when it comes to the Arab world.
4. Warmonger.
5. Tony Blair's owner.
6. The man who's sole purpose is to rip up the US Constitution for his own ends.
Afghanistan, Iraq, and whichever of Iran or Syria he fancies bombing in about July 2005. When not turning that hatred onto his own people via the Patriot Act and numerous other acts of legislation.
by OD Smith March 11, 2005
not my president (or NMP)
Someone from Sydney: I'm lucky to be an Australian, because he's not my president.
Someone from Basra: I'm lucky to be an Iraqi, because he's not my president or is he?
Someone from California: "Dude he's NMP!"
Someone from Basra: I'm lucky to be an Iraqi, because he's not my president or is he?
Someone from California: "Dude he's NMP!"
by jw February 27, 2005
G - gay, gorilla, gummy bear
E - empty headed,extra dumb, endless
O - odd, out of hand
R - reckful, really dumb, redneck, racist
G - goose, gullible
E - entitled to leave, entrance to hell
W - wierd, wacko, welly boot,
B - bitch, bastered, bullshit,
U - ugly, unhuman, unknown, un-enviromentall,
S - shit, stupid, shit face, super dumb, sucker, small
H - horny, hooker, hoe, huge headed, hell
E - empty headed,extra dumb, endless
O - odd, out of hand
R - reckful, really dumb, redneck, racist
G - goose, gullible
E - entitled to leave, entrance to hell
W - wierd, wacko, welly boot,
B - bitch, bastered, bullshit,
U - ugly, unhuman, unknown, un-enviromentall,
S - shit, stupid, shit face, super dumb, sucker, small
H - horny, hooker, hoe, huge headed, hell
by stoodoodododododod October 06, 2006
(jack-ass)Noun:for sure the most stupidest thing walking on this earth. A dumb ass pansy who people tell him to state that he went to Yale. However this is obviously not true because as everyone has heard his kindergarden level speeches. And he said that he went to Iraq to "unsaddamize" it. he lives off his daddy's money and the money from the people to go on "vocation to do som unting." The puppet for Dick Cheney when he can't formulate words which is every second of every day. The person who says he is opposed to gay marrage however is on the down low with Tony Blairbut having a affair with Dick Cheney. The bringer of the apocolypse.
1)Dick: hey George... why don't you hummmm.... look around the White House for the Weapons of Mass Destruction. Yeah thats it! The adults have to talk now.
Bush: O.K. prances around and looks under the sofa saying, "Nope no Weapons of Mass Destruction here. Maybe it is in the fridge????"
2)Just a plain DUMBASS WANKER!!
Bush: O.K. prances around and looks under the sofa saying, "Nope no Weapons of Mass Destruction here. Maybe it is in the fridge????"
2)Just a plain DUMBASS WANKER!!
by HaHa January 20, 2005
1 - American Bonehead
2 - The most famous redneck of the world
3 - The reason why the Americans are so hated
4 - The reason why Jesus will never come back
5 - The reason why Aliens avoid Earth
6 - A shame for all mankind
7 - From Texas
8 - Republican
2 - The most famous redneck of the world
3 - The reason why the Americans are so hated
4 - The reason why Jesus will never come back
5 - The reason why Aliens avoid Earth
6 - A shame for all mankind
7 - From Texas
8 - Republican
by Castel1x1 June 14, 2007