summoning the genie

Masturbation. Can be used for either males or females, as long as the act requires rubbing with a hand.

I spent all night summoning the genie when I shoulda been working on my term paper. Now it's going to be late and I have a hand cramp!

by FauxFoe February 15, 2018

Genieva

Gorgeous and brave woman. always around when you need her. Will always stick by your side. Respect is important.

Genieva is the best friend you will ever have.

by Beauty01 February 5, 2010

Game Genie

When a girl has large breasts, but due to some degree of chubbiness.

Guy #1: Wow, did you see the rack on that girl?
Guy #2: Ya, but she is using at least 3 game genie codes

by Kapuski June 23, 2016

sprinkle genie

A sprinkle genie is an individual who patrols bars or parties looking for abandoned drinks they can consume due to their own lack of booze or money. This behavior is frowned upon and often people will pull pranks on these individuals by contaminating drinks or drink cups.

He's wizzing in a cup, waiting for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up.

by drBHat December 13, 2010

goonie boon

A goonie boon is a nut house where crazy people live, also known as an insane asylum.

While at work dealing with customers who drive us nuts, Anthony and I feel like we are going to wind up in the goonie boon.

by DougieDinos January 13, 2011

tuition genie

An evil imaginary being, which can only be seen in a state of high (though sometimes in drunkness as well), which drains university/college students of their money through the traditional methods of collecting called tuition. First sighting occured at Simon Fraser University, more occurances are believed to occur at SFU and elsewhere.

Sober guy:"Dude I'm broke"
High guy:"YOu must've been ripped off by the tuition genie"

by MC the evil french clown May 21, 2008

Release the Genie

The act of rubbing your ass to release gas.

Was going to a party and my gf warned in the car ride - “DO NOT release the genie tonight”.

by dipdipper12345 November 16, 2021