geometry

1.) The most horrible class ever devised
2.) A chance to fire up your ipod during school and jam for an hour
3.) Can you say text messaging!
4.) When Geo- meaning really hard and Metry- meaning there is no way you can pass the class, come together and ruin your GPA
Im totally failing geometry!
by your name here! May 13, 2005
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geometry

1. n. An exotic form of torture
2. v. To impose geometric reasoning upon one's student or advisary.
1. n. I had to go to geometry at 8:00 in the morning. I think I'll kill myself now.
2. v. My geometry teacher geometried me. It hurt.
by bill November 20, 2002
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geometry

the most awful class you will ever take. it's so pointless, there is no use for it in the real world. it is basically torture and it's guarenteed to bring down your beloved GPA. even if you were great in algebra, it's still very easy to fail this miserable class.
I'm failing geometry!
by omg i hate geometry December 07, 2007
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geometry

(n)

1. A mind-numbing class which will leave any student's head spinning.

2. What Kagome hates above all else!
1. Teacher, will you please let me torch my geometry book?

2. "I hate geometry" - Kagome
by RHS Student June 28, 2004
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geometry

- The stupidest and most pointless form of mathematics known to mankind. Known for making teenagers commit suicide for it's theorems, postulates, and proofs.
I just took a geometry test (cutting oneself), yeah it sucked.
by hammerboycb October 18, 2010
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geometry

A VERY hard form of math that is very pointless and will never be used in real life. Involves all shapes and proofs. ugh
Mr. Braddock do we have anything geometry related today?
- No really nothing is geometry related because nothing relates to geometry because it is pointless
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geometry

Probably the most useless, boring, and irrelevant class you will ever take in high school. Topics of study include the Pythagorean Theorem, virtually impossible to complete proofs, dumbass angle relationships, and so on. Sadly, this class is required to graduate and does nothing but drop your GPA. Teachers of this course usually are irritating and have no idea how to teach. Anyone who manages to get anything above a C+ in this class is either; a cheater, has no life, or is sucking the teacher's dick.
I asked Siobhan why she was crying , her response; geometry.

Along with other math teachers, teachers of geometry are usually ugly, uptight old womenand effeminate balding men with gray beards.
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