Geographical Whore

When a country has been conquered and settled over by enemy nations so many times, they are essentially a whore of the world.

The Philippines is a geographical whore.

by Godismyname1234 November 16, 2021

Geographical Goats

Geography for goats: a classroom exclusively for goats who have no place in this world and should really be eliminated ASAP but oh well especially if you are wallowing in self pity and have no place in art and your art teacher shoves you in the bin with your failed project/life and you just wanna be with your friend in a goat classroom with no other people/creatures/socially acceptable things and although someone will still probably come destroy the goat classroom to get rid of us i really like it because i am a goat

Dave: Did you manage to join the geographical goats classroom on quizlet?
Barry: Nah bro it's super exclusive, like only members or something.
Dave: Mad I know, i'm going to keep trying tho

by DaveGave May 17, 2019

geographical

relocating in the hopes of solving or avoiding a life problem. Running away from something. Very commonly employed by active alcoholics who (falsely) believe that moving will solve their drinking problem.

"Man, I can't stand my pathetic life. I'm going to move to Chicago."

"Dude, are you sure you're not just doing a geographical? Will moving really solve your problems or will you just recreate your pathetic life in a new city?"

by angorama August 14, 2008

Geographically challenged

A politically correct term for someone who can't even point out a continent on a world map, without serious help.

Joe is completely geographically challenged, he couldn't find South Africa on a map of Africa.

by Lohix September 12, 2010

Geographically single

Thinking that being a certain number of miles away means you can cheat.

Many of the soldiers in Iraq think they are geographically single and cheat on their wives.

by Sakeenah October 10, 2009

Geographical hottie

When the woman in the room is the best looking one. She may not be great looking or exactly fit but the fact that she happens to be the best one around at the time makes it so.

Mary is having a small party. Mary weights 180 lbs. Her five friends that came tip the scales at over 300 lbs. each. Mary is most likely the geographical hottie.

by Gand1 August 11, 2011

GEOGRAPHICALLY DESIRABLE

Someone who you find attractive and would like to hook w/ who feels the same way back that is in walking distance to you place of residence making them that much more desirable.

"Hey, lets fu*k, I live in Beverly Hills."
"Fo sho, I love there too! I can be there in 2 min."

by SVETKA August 14, 2004