Gayologist

A person who studies the Culture of Gay Sex and is interested in discovering new positions for man on man action.

Hello Guy's. Would you please lay down and get undressed, our Gayologist will be with you shortly.

by UrbanTerroristForces March 5, 2019

emologist

someone who studies emo's and their ways like sandra sands who wrote an article in the guardian which was completely slated in kerrang magasine (september 06)

sandra sands is an emologist, she thinks she knows everything

by The-Emologist October 15, 2006

Glamologist

a person who is a hairstylist, makeup artist, and fashion guru.

Derek J. is a world renowned Glamologist.

by choklateego February 3, 2015

emologist

One who is dedicated to studying the bizarre animals that resemble humans, known as "emos".

These animals cut themselves for what seems like no reason but emologists are dedicated to finding out what the fuck is wrong with their heads that they would do such a thing. All of these strange creatures do not cut themselves but they do indulge themselves in a horrendous music genre that is named after their race; emo. It flat out sucks.

Metalhead: Bryant and Mike are emologists. Once, bryant spit on a dying emo kid.

Metalhead2: Wow, i wanna be just like them, and grow up to be an emologist.

by Bryant September 15, 2004

godologist

A person who studies religion, especially that of gods.

Damian was such a Godologist that he became a priest.

by Staxta June 25, 2008

Scared Geologist Theory

The theory that the core of the Earth is not made of molten iron and nickel, but instead a hamster ball filled with Scared Geologists that run around in circles to make it spin.

"THE EARTH ARE CORE'S!!!! SCARED GEOLOGIST THEORY IS THEM TRUTH'S!!!!"

by empha September 18, 2023

Memologist

A memologist is a person who creates memes and has mastered the art of memery and memology.

Oof 1: Oof! You're one of the greatest memologists of our time, Oof.
Oof 2: Oof! Thank you, Oof.

by NickiTheMemist September 22, 2017