Much like a woman's biological clock concept; your geekological clock is a figurative concept of when you've gone far too long without owning something that your geek self deems imperative, & thus you obsess over until you have it - having "gone off" or is "ticking".
1. "My geekological clock is ticking cause i STILL don't have the new Zelda game!"
2. "My geekological clock went off, I have to go out and get this figure RIGHT NOW!"
2. "My geekological clock went off, I have to go out and get this figure RIGHT NOW!"
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A man in the geography profession that is willing to sell himself for sexual person. This is a broad term and can be used for a person in any aspect of geography. (e.g. Tourism, Meteorology, etc..)
Person 1: You see the news about that weatherman that turned to prostitution?
Person 2: To be honest, I always thought of him as a geogolo anyway.
Person 2: To be honest, I always thought of him as a geogolo anyway.
by Latino Thunder March 27, 2013
Get the Geogolo mug.The Gregolith, who derives rock-solid cognitive and physical capabilities from the secret compound Gregolithium, is a rare and endangered humanoid, typically male. Definitive characteristics include an undying affinity for Scrabble, Burger Time, going "nil" or "2 for 10" in Spades, and the reckless, yet tastefully innovative overuse of the phrase "that's what she said." The Gregolith is frequently identified by association with his humanoid relative, J-DOS, however the Gregolith is most easily identified by his signiture "gun show" routine, in which an unsuspecting mark is asked if they have tickets to the gun show, and is then summarily directed toward the nearest 2 gun shows. The Gregolith draws livelihood documenting and collecting unusually long french fries. He also earns supplementary income by NOT playing the Raffi song, "bananaphone." When not pursuing career endeavors, the Gregolith relaxes by cheering on his favorite football team, The Jets, even in the offseason.
1) Holy crap, that's a long french fry. I'll bet The Gregolith will be by any minute to take a picture. 2) Gregolith: Do you have your tickets yet? Unsuspecting bystander: To what? Gregolith: To the Gun Show! 3) The Gregolith begins pole dancing on a subway train, then claps, points, and says "Go Jets, New York!"
by XPizzle June 18, 2008
Get the Gregolith mug."Ever since Johnny got that new Nokia phone his geego has been out of control."
"The more she told me I was the king of the web, the bigger my geego grew."
"The more she told me I was the king of the web, the bigger my geego grew."
by Denis Baudin December 29, 2008
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1. the study of all things geek
2. to utterly destroy someone else and prove your dominance, similar to pwn
3. to teabag a passed out roommate who forgot to take his shoes off
1. the study of all things geek
2. to utterly destroy someone else and prove your dominance, similar to pwn
3. to teabag a passed out roommate who forgot to take his shoes off
Dude, this college sucks, you can't even get a Geekologie degree.
Suck it, sucker, I just beat your Bomberman high score. You got Geekologied!
Quick, grab the video camera -- I'm gonna Geekologie Davey!
Suck it, sucker, I just beat your Bomberman high score. You got Geekologied!
Quick, grab the video camera -- I'm gonna Geekologie Davey!
by maxislav June 12, 2009
Get the Geekologie mug.One who translates what a geek would says to a group of students during class.
One who can talk to tech support.
One who can talk to tech support.
by Christopher Perez February 5, 2008
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