Gregolith 

The Gregolith, who derives rock-solid cognitive and physical capabilities from the secret compound Gregolithium, is a rare and endangered humanoid, typically male. Definitive characteristics include an undying affinity for Scrabble, Burger Time, going "nil" or "2 for 10" in Spades, and the reckless, yet tastefully innovative overuse of the phrase "that's what she said." The Gregolith is frequently identified by association with his humanoid relative, J-DOS, however the Gregolith is most easily identified by his signiture "gun show" routine, in which an unsuspecting mark is asked if they have tickets to the gun show, and is then summarily directed toward the nearest 2 gun shows. The Gregolith draws livelihood documenting and collecting unusually long french fries. He also earns supplementary income by NOT playing the Raffi song, "bananaphone." When not pursuing career endeavors, the Gregolith relaxes by cheering on his favorite football team, The Jets, even in the offseason.

1) Holy crap, that's a long french fry. I'll bet The Gregolith will be by any minute to take a picture. 2) Gregolith: Do you have your tickets yet? Unsuspecting bystander: To what? Gregolith: To the Gun Show! 3) The Gregolith begins pole dancing on a subway train, then claps, points, and says "Go Jets, New York!"

Gregolith by XPizzle June 18, 2008

Gregolution 

The movement to end king Danny's tyranny over the beautiful country of Greg and his assault on his little nutcracker guy.

random Greg: Did you hear about the Gregolution?

random member of Kurtistown: Yeah it's crazy, Kurtistown doesn't deal with stuff like this
random Greg: That's because your mayor gives you rights

Gregolution by randomgreg April 8, 2022

Gregolutionist 

Gregolutionists are people that try to destroy the country of Greg.

Gregolutionist: VIVA LA GREGOLUTION

Gregolutionist by Gregs one Working Man March 28, 2022

gregothy 

Stupid person usually fat and bald who’s ass looks like Jumanji in the jungle and he does not attract any girls he can be smart at times. Naw I’m just kidding he’s a dumbass and if a girl is named this they are most likely a witch

Gregothy is so dumb, I’m not surprised he dropped out

gregothy by 3:::0 jokes February 12, 2018

Gregoriah Zezey 

Gregoriah Zezey is a influencer that’s a weirdo

Gregoriah Zezey weirdo

Gregoriah Zezey by Influencer Definitions September 20, 2020

Gregothy 

Super cute beautiful monkey and usually says oo oo aa aa sometimes. Also a beautiful monkey just super cute, it makes you just stop what you're doing and oh my gosh gregothy oo oo aa aa

Hey Gregothy, Can you pass me the monkey juice? Thanks!

Gregothy by HELP I LOVE GREGOTHY December 4, 2020

gregoriha 

A dude the has a pooping problem that poops his pants and he infected his bunny with that so his bunny poops all over the couch.

he has gregoriha

gregoriha by moes friend May 2, 2022